once there was this chef who
ordered me a girlfriend to meet and greet with
when the deal was over, i swore she were Billie Piper
she didn't understand me, i just blanked her ass

Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum

once there was this Japanese girl who
swore she was Californian but she was absolutely rubbish
when moving to Tokyo
i say that she was booming nice to me
i could have spoken the language, my blue language ain't red

Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum

and after that shite was not ice
i think she saw my Japanese accent go West Country
and that was all

and then there was this girl who
swore at me, broke my things, and shagged me drunkenly
and then she wore a Arctic Monkeys top
i thought they're a rubbish boyband
I was only 13, and that was like 2007-ish or that

Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum

Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum

I love me some Japanese
I love me some Japanese

I love me some Japanese
I love me some Japanese

Och