You are an Enterprise-ing lover
Your Vulcan ears are rubber
Like my new underwear
Six hours...we've Shatner-ed our old record
You look Borg-tastic nekkid
With your big Uhura hair

I think I've just had a Trek Sex Epiphany
My phaser's primed, won't ...you beam me up, hottie!
Hey baby, just kling-on..I'm sure that you'll like it
Love long and prosper..you're making me hot!

My space babe, I am (Mc)coy no longer
Your tractor beam gets stronger
We're gonna hit Warp 3!!
So hold on, my lovemaking will rock you
You love it when I Spock you
Let's get interplanet'ry....

I think I've just had a Trek Sex Epiphany
We're on the bridge, I...can be your commander
Hey baby, just kling-on..I'm sure that you'll like it
Love long and prosper..you're making me hot!

Oh yeah, a big bang we're pursuin'
You sure know what you're Doohan
You make my Worf bezerk!
I am no more a messed-up-Data
My hyperdrive is greater
When you are touching my Kirk!

I think I've just had a Trek Sex Epiphany
My phaser's primed, won't ..you beam me up, hottie!
Hey baby just kling-on, you're making my Pic-ard
I'll boldly go where no man's gone before!