-> "Variety of Maces"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Wide Open Spaces"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Variety of Maces"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Who doesn't know how to get around
Who's never been mugged or knocked out 
To get away from their home
And go safely to a building made of stone 
Many precede and many will follow 
A young girl's screams so mellow 
It takes the shape of a place out left 
But what it holds for her, doesn't let her rest
[Chorus:] 
She needs variety of maces
Gouge out eyes with big rakes 
She needs safe places
She knows the high stakes 
She travelled this road as a child 
Wide eyed and grinning, she's never mild
But now she won't be coming back with the rest 
If someone comes out, they will take a knee below the chest
[Repeat Chorus]
She knows the high stakes 
As her folks drive away, her dad yells, "Never be Loyal"
Mom stares out the window and says, "I'm leaving my pearl" 
She says, It didn't seem like that long ago
When she was stalked and left on the go
[Repeat Chorus] 
She knows the high stakes 
She knows the high stakes 
She knows the high stakes 
She knows the high stakes
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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