-> "Barely Breathing"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Barely Breathing"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Barely Breathing"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			The lock here is busted.
I can't open the door.
Every since I met you.
You smelly dirty whore.
I can't find the opening.
It smells like a trap.
You must feel pretty stupid.
If you have to ask me that.
So bad I cry.
And I am barely breathing.
In this polluted air.
Don't know why I am in here.
I am chlostrophobic.
Open up this darn door.
I fainting rightaway.
I don't suppose this is about, it is about,
The will that I have made.
Everyone keeps staring.
Why is he with her?
I just keep on shivering.
To me you are a blur.
The smell is to exstatic.
I'm falling to the ground.
I've almost hit the floor.
My mind's spinning round and round.
I think I'm on the ground.
I am hardly breathing.
I can't find the air.
You flab is blocking it out.
Do I think you care?
As I sit her waiting.
For you to move your butt.
You aren't as exciting as, exciting as.
A night alone just watchin' smut.
But I'm thinkin' of dumping you anyway.
I've come to find.
You are real dumb
You grab my ****s.
It makes me numb.
I rise above.
You sink below.
I scream with pain.
And I wanna go.
Please just let me go.
I am hardly breathing.
I can't find the air.
You flab is blocking it out.
Do I think you care?
As I sit her waiting.
For you to move your butt.
You aren't as exciting as, exciting as.
A night alone just watchin' smut.
But I'm thinkin' of dumping you anyway.
I know what I'm doing.
I know I will dump you.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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