-> "Guests"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Blessed"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Guests"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			hey you, when you offer a bed, 
you must have first read, 
hotel management by Don Trump himself, 
anyway, you'll need guests
I know, Ivana was queen, 
now she's a has been
and her hotels are roach motel scenes, anyway
you'll need guests
and when you need guests, 
when they need rest, 
they'll all tell you that
your pillows must fit a guy
with a place for their hats
I'm telling you that, I'm telling you that I'm telling you that
you'll need guests
you need to
ensure your cash flow, 
before you go broke, 
or just be another old sad, busted broke, 
so I say, go find guests..
Hey you, you're a child in my head 
You haven't walked yet 
Your first words have yet to be said 
But I swear you'll be blessed 
I know you're still just a dream 
your eyes might be green 
Or the bluest that I've ever seen 
Anyway you'll be blessed 
And you, you'll be blessed 
You'll have the best 
I promise you that 
I'll pick a star from the sky 
Pull your name from a hat 
I promise you that, promise you that, promise you that 
You'll be blessed 
I need you before I'm too old 
To have and to hold 
To walk with you and watch you grow 
And know that you're blessed 
and when you need guests, 
when they need rest, 
they'll all tell you that
your pillows must fit a guy
with a place for their hats
I'm telling you that, I'm telling you that I'm telling you that
you'll need guests
and when you need guests, 
when they need rest, 
they'll all tell you that
your pillows must fit a guy
with a place for their hats
I'm telling you that, I'm telling you that I'm telling you that
you'll need guests
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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