-> "My Big Dress Size"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"My Fathers Eyes"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"My Big Dress Size"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Eating food is really fun
Thats because I am redound
Eating more like Im insane
to restore my body frame
Just a lard bag I cant run
How did I get here
What have I done?
When did all this fat arrive?
How will I lose some
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size
Then at noon, I do dine
I eat a lot of nuts and fries
As I watch my stomach grow
Feel my veins start to over flow
How do I lose, some weight today?
Why do I eat them
and lose some weight?
bite by bite, of french fries
I eat real often 
Thats why I wear a big dress size
My big dress size
Ill always wear a big dress size
My big dress size
then I drink a few more beers
and I now am filled with cheer
Im like a man having a big feast
My foundations are made of grease
As my fat, it breaks my spine
Why cant I lose it?
So fat am I
bite by bite, I eat fries
I just ate 50
looking at my big dress size
My big dress size
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size
My big dress size
My big dress size
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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