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Song Parodies -> "Dazed Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Praise You"

Original Performer:

Fatboy Slim

Parody Song Title:

"Dazed Dude"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

This happened to us, in one of our parallel lives - I think.............(youtube of Original Song here)

We spent a long long day together
carving fish shapes from plywood
and then we
glued them to our foreheads
(it is a craze misunderstood)

We met a thonged hombre in leather
in the red light neighbourhood
we went and
buttered him all over
and mayonnaised his proud manhood

we mayonnaised him
after we raised him
and duly praised him
we mayonnaised his proud manhood
we hollandaised him...

we bolognaised him

bouillabaissed him

[ I start Irish Riverdancing with a giant potato ]

we stewed and braised him...


I think that donuts could be better
and I kinda think they should
attempt to
shape them like a wombat
(and overglazing might be good)

don't glance sideways miss
I should rephrase this...
or metaphase this...
or doubleglaze this...
or paraphrase this...
(why did I raise this?)
now I've appraised it
I would erase it if I could

it's quite amazing

it's like star-gazing

or spy-liaising

or phosphatasing

histaminasing

tyrosinasing

or getting a Dr Pepper....like one?

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Jack Wilson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I almost did this OS, this is awesome,5s
McKludge - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe you shouldn't drink so much... Wonderfully demented. 555
AFW - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll have a puff of what you're smoking, Stu... :)...far out and highly funny
alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
surreally funny....yeah, what HAVE you been puffin' lately, pal...lol
Jason - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, even though I hated the OS. 545.
Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Whoa, Nelly! You are one strange gringo, Stu... so we're on the same wavelength, obviously! 555
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) This would be the epitome of what I thought was going to come out of this round...but never would I have expected the word "tyrosinasing".
stuart mcarthur - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks Jack (maybe it was you who mentioned fatboy Slim on the MB)

thanks McKludge - maybe I should drink more

thanks AFW and alvin - thanks for using "surreal" al, thus authenticating it for the "Surreal" decathlon comp it was written for ;-)

thanks Jason and Kristof (yup, strrrrrrrrrrrange is my middle name)

thanks Ag, and I know what you mean - I normally don't use the word tyrosinasing either - a stray enzyme was doing it, so I thought "there's an idea!"
Jack Wilson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeahp.Phil too. I almost did his remix of Brimful of Asha
Serafina - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow! Nicely put together. And a great improvement over the original, which doesn't have a large selection of words (I've heard it countless times). 5-5-5
Matthias - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny parody, extremely surreal, but I can't stand this original song at all, so this was a great improvement over it, and if you're going to start recording anytime soon, please don't put this one on your list, because it's not the lyrics that bother me of the OS, it's the insturments, what's with that long buzz that's like taken from a "Tornado Warning"?!?!?!
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Absolutely ingenious. Took me a bit to get my head around the story, and I'm still working out a few things...you put mayonaise on his private parts [I presume what you meant by 'manhood']? 555 for sure!
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.8) See above...see folks, this is what happens to your brain if you live in Melbourne too long! ;-) Great stuff, compadre.
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...holy cow! Seriously...Holy. Cow. I considered doing this OS but couldn't come up with anything...this is just freaking nuts, though. Which, I think, was the point of the round...so...good job!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEc2) Nuts, weird, different, surreal. . .all of the above. . .this round was just out there, which works well apparently for the Decathlon lot!
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
A fine end to a crazy round. Well written..confusing as hell, but that was the point.

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