-> "Useless Dancer"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Careless Whisper"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Useless Dancer"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I am not so sure
As you grab my hand and lead me to the dance floor
As the music starts
I’m making nervous farts
In my mind I want to scream
And sweat goes down my eyes
I’ll never learn to dance again 
Two left feet aint got no rhythm 
I can stand here and pretend
I haven’t got a clue
Should’ve have stayed seated next to my friend
Than do this its so embarrassing 
Never ever gonna dance again
Especially not with you
This will never end
The tasteless whispers from the girls end
In your heart you’ll find
The words to be kind
Please don’t hide me from the truth
Say what’s on your mind 
you never should’ a dance again 
useless git you’ve got no rhythm 
And it’s not easy to pretend
You haven’t got a clue 
Should’ve known better than to pick a friend 
Who can’t even tie up his own shoelace? 
Your right you shouldn’t dance again
You look like such a fool
Tonight I’m not feeling so proud
I wish the laughing weren’t so loud
I didn’t want it this way
You hurt me feelings with all the things that you say
Now I’ll get more wasted than ever
This bottle shouldn’t take forever
And no one’s gonna laugh at me
Again
I’ll never learn to dance again 
Two left feet aint got no rhythm 
I can stand here and pretend
I haven’t got a clue
Should’ve have stayed seated next to my friend
Than do that its so embarrassing 
Never ever gonna dance again
Especially not with you
(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) I was such a mong 
that you had to leave me alone
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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