Song Parodies -> "If You Hate Toilet Humor, Don't Read This"

Original Song Title:

"Blue On Black"

Original Performer:

Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

Parody Song Title:

"If You Hate Toilet Humor, Don't Read This"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I assume that if you are reading this sentence you can handle a gross parody. So, enjoy. Oh, DKTOS? Lyrics here, OS here.

~~Poo 'n Crap~~

[intro]

Sh*te
Fall..... in' from my hole

Sh*t
Yeah, spilled.... into the throne

Loo (doo, poo chute)
Turds.... man, they ran
Oh d*mn!

Ohhh slipped
Right.... from my a$$...

Hey, poo 'n crap
Bile from my bladder
A push 'n a shove
I just had lunch
Toilet filled, scat
Shat with a splatter
Bowl was white
Now brown as mud
Diarrhea stream....
Wise avoid the steam
And stay far back!...........
Putrid crap!

Oh man!
Poo 'n crap

[short solo]

Smells
Ugh!... butt's drownin' me

Shoe!
Flies, and paint it peels

Long (wrong, on)
Was... full of dung

Ohhh, squished!
From the rip of my bum

Laid poo 'n crap
Bile from my bladder
A push 'n a shove
And food from lunch
Toilet filled, scat
Shat with a splatter
Bowl was white
Now brown as mud
Diarrhea stream....
Wise avoid the steam
Gonna stay far back!.....
Yeah......
Putrid crap!

Oh, poo crap
Oh, bleah!

[solo and a whole sh*t-ton of additional choruses and ad-libbed lines;
in other words: the (rear) end!]*

*for the anal retentive: repeat chorus x2

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AFW - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

This piles up funny...at the Head of the poo parade

alvin rhodes - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

i don't...i did....i gave ya fives

Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks for the title warning, Jack...but thankfully, my stomach's strong. Great matching; not LOL funny, but well written. 545

Rick C - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Well, I don't see any re-butt-als! I'm surprised AFW didn't come out with that one first.

Spoof-Man - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Great all ways!

TJC - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Makes me Whinny with Poo... I loved the Anal Retentive tag line!

The Charnstar - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

HAHAHHA! Whoo, that's good, great title hehehe 5-5-5

Stuart McArthur - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Jack, you know how you said recently you were edging out to the end of the branches of the amiright tree to see how strong they were? well, the Stuart McArthur branch may have just snapped - j/k - well-written but too gross for me

Red Ant - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks AFW, Alvin (lol), Kristof, Rick C, Spoof-Man, TJC (great pun), The Charnstar (isn't it? ;-)), and Stu.

Kristof: I probably deserved the 545 for copping out and not varying the last two choruses, butt eye didn't want to make the subject matter PL territory.

Stu: Lol on the comment, and it's perfectly fine about the "too gross" part. This was indeed more testing of the parody treeAmIRight's motto is "Making Fun of Music... One Song at a Time", which yesterday I took as "Taking Dumps on Music.... Bum Song, Filled With Rhyme". PL is still the ruler of sh*tty parodies (in the complimentary sense, of course).

Stephen Harrington - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment

555, very gross and funny.

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