Song Parodies -> "Porno View-Master"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Stranger"

Original Performer:

"Porno View-Master"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

"Yeah baby, yeah!!!"

My girl's upset
With my plastic porno View-Master
Reels of obscenities
That I view for my pleasure!

If I'm smart I'll throw it away
But I'm not, so Xis* will stay
My girl's livid
She hates the thought of my porno View-Master

X-filth into my eyes
I click and spin the reel around
I'm a pervert- no surprise
But this abuse is oh so wrong

[Bridge]
This freak show- how I love you
Stereoscopic flow
And I don't care who knows

New use, forget those scenic views
Old slides from yesteryear
In '09 they did die

[Chorus]
X-rated fun, I'm sprung, I'm sprung, X-rated fun
Porno View-Master
Girlfriend's stunned, I'm shunned, I'm shunned, family's stunned
Porno View-Master

If I'm smart I'll throw it away
But I'm not, so Xis will stay
My girl's livid
She hates the thought of my porno View-Master

Sex right in my face
My heart is pounding at a faster pace
Used to show Star Trek, Doctor Who
And for children, Disney too!!!

[I'm screwed]

This freak show- how I love you
Stereoscopic flow
And I don't care who knows

New use, forget those scenic views
Old slides from yesteryear
In '09 they did die

X-filth into my eyes
I click and spin the reel around
I'm a pervert- no surprise
But this abuse is oh so wrong

This freak show- how I love you
Stereoscopic flow
And I don't care who knows

New use, forget those scenic views
Old slides from yesteryear
In '09 they did die

Old slides from yesteryear
In '09 they did die

X-rated fun, I'm sprung, I'm sprung, X-rated fun
Porno View-Master
Girlfriend's stunned, I'm shunned, I'm shunned, family's stunned
Porno View-Master

Everyone's stunned
Me and my porno View-Master....

*Xis are porno slide reels that fit View-Masters

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Sig Ruman - October 10, 2014 - Report this comment

The Porno View Master is a German invention, right? It can easily be switched into bomb sight mode, right? That was some terrific Third Reich, right?

Rob Arndt - October 10, 2014 - Report this comment

The closest thing to idiot comment above was the German reel from Winnetou, a Karl May adapted movie for the View-Master. That or scenic Berlin... sigh...

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