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Song Parodies -> "Dracula Rises From The Tomb"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Mariah Carey
Parody Song Title:
"Dracula Rises From The Tomb"
Parody Written by:
Sue Donym
The Lyrics
(Variation on a theme by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie as performed by Mariah Carey - "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" - 1994 ) (originally performed by Eddie Cantor 1934) (Selection From the Dracula Musical)
He's rose from the tomb
With power to fly
He's outside your room
It's your time to die
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
It looks like your lost
So get out your cross
In his wake he leaves behind pathos
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
He'll bite you when you're sleeping
Suck your blood when you're awake
He feeds on both the bad and good (He'll sink his fangs into your neck)
So prepare a wooden stake (And make you his living dead)
'Cause! He's rose from the tomb
With power to fly
He's outside your room
It's your time to die
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
He entrances the virgins
And captivates your sons
To glean their souls he beckons
And then their lifeblood darkens
Oh! He's rose from the tomb
With power to fly
He's outside your room
It's your time to die
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
[NOTE: Lyrics within parens () are sung by background Chorus simultaneously with lyrics on the same line]
With power to fly
He's outside your room
It's your time to die
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
It looks like your lost
So get out your cross
In his wake he leaves behind pathos
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
He'll bite you when you're sleeping
Suck your blood when you're awake
He feeds on both the bad and good (He'll sink his fangs into your neck)
So prepare a wooden stake (And make you his living dead)
'Cause! He's rose from the tomb
With power to fly
He's outside your room
It's your time to die
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
He entrances the virgins
And captivates your sons
To glean their souls he beckons
And then their lifeblood darkens
Oh! He's rose from the tomb
With power to fly
He's outside your room
It's your time to die
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
Dracula Rises From The Tomb
[NOTE: Lyrics within parens () are sung by background Chorus simultaneously with lyrics on the same line]
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Godamn freaking awful obsessive crap.
My fans seem to disagree.
a nice cross between Halloween and Christmas 5's
Van Helsing mean "of moron" in Dutch. A biting parody.
John Barry, your comment is as crappy as Sue's vampire/zombie parodies and, for that matter, many of yours. The surname "Van Helsing" does not exist within the Dutch language area. However, in Finland there are a few hundred people who have the last name "Helsing" and this surname probably originates from the name of Finland's capital, Helsinki. (This would seem to indicate that my ancestors emigrated from Scandinavia to the Netherlands, where "van" was attached.) Your misinformation about my family's name is a baseless insult. Who's the moron now?
John Barry's unprovoked and uninformed personal attack on me is a blot on his reputation, not mine. To verbally assault another commenter on somebody else's string is particularly egregious.
Also he sexually violated me.
No, imitation Helsing; he sexually violated ME.
I could have sworn I was the one he sexually violated.
He wouldn't dare sexually violating me.
Do someone say "violate"? ;D
What fans, Sue? You voted yourself a 5 and have two 1s. Your lose. And attacking Mr. Barry is uncalled for. This thread should be wiped. Seriously, the zombie and other undead stuff is rubbish.
"Mr. Barry" is the one who personally attacked a commenter, calling him, for no apparent reason other than arrogance, a "moron" and a "pusillanimous puke." So he violated protocol, leaving the thread wide open for levity. His main insult got wiped. The rest is the work of Santa's elves. Oh, and "Mr. Barry" seems to like the vampire parody, so you'd better like it, too.
I 5ived it!
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