-> "Hamburger To Go"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Retrovertigo"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Hamburger To Go"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Combo 2 advertised 
For just $3.99 
Lettuce, bacon, and cheese 
Pop and fries 
Super-size 
You're hungry 
But I don't want excess (don't want excess) 
Not that thirsty I guess (hungry at the best) 
I don't really like fries... 
Apple pies 
Are a slice 
Of my cash 
Now you're finding tooth-aches occurin' 
Nauseous when you find that your drink needs chewin' 
Staring at the drive-through signs 
Mesmerized 
There's some kid who keeps returning 
But I'm happy that I'm only having 
Just a snack to tie me over, 
Hamburger to go... 
Hundred-fifty calories 
That's not bacon... 
Cheap imitation 
You've contracted a disease 
Ron McDonald 
Really needs less mouths to feed 
Sell the rights 
Dont drink Sprite 
only eat... 
Now I'm finding tooth-aches occurin' 
Nauseous when I find that my drink needs chewin' 
Staring at the drive-through signs 
Can't decide 
Give the teenage girl my order 
Hear it costs a dollar and a quarter 
If you're hungry, only order 
a Hamburger to go...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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