-> "Torn (Seattle SuperSonics Version)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Torn"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Torn (Seattle SuperSonics Version)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I saw the Sonics game last night
But they lost and my heart broke and I let out sad sighs
Cause they were on the short side
Used to love them when they ruled on the court
I remember when Gary wouldn't let you score
And then I'd see the Reign Man score
I loved the way that Kemp would dunk
Shawn really knew how to bring the funk
Now the pressure's on, the Sonics are so torn
I still follow them, although they're not the same
The Sonics are my team, running up and down the floor
When the Sonics lose, oh it's such a shame
I'm wide awake and I can see Seattle's oh so torn
Allen's shooting out the lights tonight
And he also has big Rashard Lewis on his side
But I haven't seen Nick Collison and
I wonder where he's been all year, my heart is beating oh so fast
You can see it on Coach McMillan's face, he's torn
I still follow them, although they're not the same
The Sonics are my team, running up and down the floor
When the Sonics lose, oh it's such a shame
I'm wide awake and I can see Seattle's oh so torn
I'm up really late, and I'm really torn, torn
Payton alley-oops to Kemp for a dunk
They really knew how to briing the funk
Now the pressure's on, the Sonics are so torn
I still follow them, although they're not the same
The Sonics are my team, running up and down the floor
When the Sonics lose, oh it's such a shame
I'm wide awake and I can see Seattle's oh so torn
I still follow them, although they're not the same
The Sonics are my team, running up and down the floor
I'm up really late, and I'm really torn, torn
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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