-> "Stan Polley Want a Cracker: Badfinger"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Polly (aka: Polly Want a Cracker)"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Stan Polley Want a Cracker: Badfinger"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			CHORUS: 
STAN POLLEY WANT A CRACKER. 	
STAN POLLEY WANT it all. 
STAN POLLEY cripple BADFINGER. 	
STAN POLLEY make them fall. 
STAN POLLEY WANT A CRACKER. 	
STAN POLLEY take their bread. 
STAN POLLEY take their ev'rything. 
STAN POLLEY see them dead. 
Hey, Mr. Manager! 	
Know One- Knows, 	
woh-oh-oh, Where 
Do We Go- from Here-. 
They don't Believe- Me 	
When I- Say, 		
"Better Days 		
are Maybe Tomorrow". 	
"Come &- Get- It"	
& "Baby Blue", 		
"No Matter What ..." 	
were all over the Airwaves. 
We wrote the Rock of All Ages: 
Nothing to Show. 
Carry On Till Tomorrow.
 PreCHORUS: 
Day After Day--, 	
you Hold On 		
to our Money with your 	
Rock & Roll Contract. 	
Day After Day--, 	
You Take It All. 	
We Keep Believing 	
there's Just a Chance 	
we might get it Back Again. 
	 CHORUS 
Hey, Mr. Manager! 	
You Ask Yourself Why 
I Can’t Believe in 	
Old Fashioned Notions? 
My Heart Goes Out 	
to the Apple of My Eye. 
Better Days 		
are Maybe Tomorrow. 	
Don't mean to Come Down Hard 
on Lonely You, 		
but Without You, 	
The Name of the Game is Perfection. 
Why Don’t We Talk Sometimes-? 
Walk In the Rain? 	
Carry On Till Tomorrow? 
	PreCHORUS; CHORUS 
 BRIDGE: 
Meanwhile Back at the Ranch-, 
the King of the Load 
is Passin' Time 
drinking Moonshine 
in the Midnight Sun. 
Yeah, I'll Be The One.
Hey, Mr. Manager! 
Say No- More. 
I Don't- Mind 
I Got You-, Midnight Caller. 
Don't want your Sympathy 
for this Blind Owl. 
Better Days 		
are Maybe Tomorrow. 	
You're Knocking Down Our Home. 
Give It- Up, 
the Smokin' Gun of your 
Rocking Machine-. 
No Suitcase full of Money, 
no Turn Around, 
no Carry On Till Tomorrow. 
	PreCHORUS; CHORUS 
 CODA: 
 In the Meantime / Some Other Time, 
No Dice. 
You're The Winner, 
I'm The Dreamer, 
a Three Time Loser. 
I've Got to Get Out of Here, 
got to Get Away. 
I Can't Take It 
No More. 
Too Hung Up on You 
To Say Goodbye, 
I'd Die Babe. 
No Time Is Mine; It's Over. 
Lay Me Down. 
Hey, Mr. Manager! 
Wish You Were Here. 
May the Timeless 
Queen of Darkness 
shove Icicles 
Head First 
Straight Up your Ass. 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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