-> "Atkins"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Last Resort"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Atkins"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			C) Cut my cake into peaces
 This is my last dessert
 Starvation
 No Eating
 Don't give a *$ if i die from withdrawel
 This is my last dessert
1) Cut my cake into peices
 Choc-o-let
 Starvation no eating
 Dont give a *$ if i die from withdrawel
 Cant you see that my waistline's receding
 You think carbs are good? Well The're Not
 Eat some meat tonight
 Chances are I might
 They say that you can eat alot
 But the carbs arn't so hot
C2) But I'm loosing mt fat
 Loosing my gut
 Sorry Jenny Creg but your out of luck
 Lossing my fat
 Loosing my gut
 Ain't losing 20 lb's for 20 Bucks
2) Rever realized I was fat till now
 Sort of like a cow
 Should be hulling a plow
 So I tried every diet there is
 Frome Slimfast to grapefrute
 This is how I lived
 It all started in Borders one day
 Book said loose fat
 Don't gane no more weight
 I bought it thats what I did
 Started eating meats
 Carb counting in my head
C2) 'Cas I'm loosing mt fat
 Loosing my gut
 Sorry Slimfast but your out of luck
 Lossing my fat
 Loosing my gut
 Heathy shakes ain't gona make the cut
B) Atkins is my friend
 Will be to the end
 Carbs I must fend
C) Cut my cake into peaces
 This is my last dessert
 Starvation
 No Eating
 Don't give a *$ if i die from withdrawel
 This is my last dessert
R) You think that carbs are good? Well The're Not
 Eat some meat tonight
 Chances are that I might
 They say that you can eat alot
 But the carbs arn't so hot
C2) 'Cas I'm loosing mt fat
 Loosing my gut
 Sorry Slimfast but your out of luck
 Lossing my fat
 Loosing my gut
 Heathy shakes ain't gona make the cut
B) Atkins is my friend
 Will be to the end
 Carbs I must fend
B2) At ~ kins
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