-> "Empty Streets"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Can't Be Beat"
 
				Original Performer: 
Pimp Daddy Kane
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Empty Streets"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Slow drivin’ through the hood 
Ma block is full of crime 
There’s litter everywhere 
And rows of foreclosed signs 
Drunks lyin’ in the gutter 
Stench of urine in the air 
No signs of children playin’ 
But still... no one seems to care 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Recession beat, Recession beat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat 
Mortgages they couldn't meet
So they left in full retreat
I’m pullin’ into town 
Most of the shops are closed 
When will they reopen 
Damn if anyone knows 
Those old promises of change 
Black folks wanted to believe 
But now its four years later 
They were conned, Oh Yeah, deceived 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Recession beat, Recession beat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat 
Unemployment checks did cease
While homeless numbers increased
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Recession beat, Recession beat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Recession beat, Recession beat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat 
Promises Prez failed to keep
Election day will be no sweep
Motherfu*ker faces defeat
He caused his people pain so deep
Poor economy caused much grief
Folks angered here beyond belief
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Recession beat, Recession beat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Recession beat, Recession beat 
Empty streets, Empty streets 
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat 
A second term will be repeat
Black folks can't get on their feet
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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