-> "The North Pole"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Under the Bridge"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"The North Pole"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Sometimes I feel like nothing but a freak
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the man who brings presents, the man they call Santa
He found me useful, but I don't know why
I'm head of the sleigh team cos my nose is shiny
I guide through the snow cos he knows who I am
Kids who've done good deeds, well, he brings loads more presents
Children who've been bad, he spluts them with pie
And I have never felt better than on Christmas day
Living at the North Pole, better than okay
And I have never felt better than on Christmas day
Living at the North Pole, better than okay
It's hard to believe that they all sing about me
It's hard to believe my red nose is cool
At least I have friends now, the reindeer now love me
I've now got good friends, just don't ask me why
And I have never felt better than on Christmas day
Living at the North Pole, better than okay
And I have never felt better than on Christmas day
Living at the North Pole, better than okay
Living at the North Pole, my nose is red as blood
Living at the North Pole, I cannot get enough
Living at the North Pole, now this I really love
Living at the North Pole, it's better than okay
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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