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Song Parodies -> "Hanukkah"

Original Song Title:

"Dragula"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Hanukkah"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

My 2002 Hanukkah parody Enjoy and vote
Jewish I was born,
Just like Christ our Lord,
Eating latke cakes
And bread that ain't baked.

Talmud is the time,
For "Eight Crazy Nights"
Eat sufganiyot,
Having lots of Mitzvahs

Yes, I am a Jew,
Don't mess with me, foo.
We aren't Saducees,
Or those Maccabees.
Manna's what we lack,
As we break our backs,
Christmas are for Greeks,
Hanukkah's for us freaks.

Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!
Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!

Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
Don't eat uncelan animals.
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
Don't eat uncelan animals.

Santa Claus is fake,
We all hate S.t Nick,
"Fiddler on the Roof"
That was a great flick.
Muslims are just dogs,
Others moan and whine,
We are coming back,
We're religion's spine.

Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!
Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!

Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
Don't eat uncelan animals.
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
Don't eat uncelan animals.

Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!
Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!

Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!
Buying news dreidels,
And not being idle
I try to be wild during,
HANUKKAH!

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Jonathan C. - December 14, 2002 - Report this comment
Nice use of an (alleged) Satanic song for a much cleaner one.
JAP - January 01, 2003 - Report this comment
that's weird S.T.G.
Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
It's good, but the most amazing thing is that you combined my religion with one of my top 20 favorite songs! What a coincidence! P.S. Are you Jewish?

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