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Song Parodies -> "Nobody 'grams like you"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing compares 2 U"
Original Performer:
Sinead O'Connor
Parody Song Title:
"Nobody 'grams like you"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Not sure if I should blame young men of today for being lazy or if I should envy them, but either way social media has made it much easier for them to be stalkers. Back in my days young dudes actually had to go outside and it was hard work; peeping through windows, keeping track of bus timetables, school hours, library habits and skulking in dark alleyways. It was a real hustle back then I tells you! Nowadays all the young'uns have to do is lurk on Instagram! Bah, humbug!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
You've sent seven flowers in fifty ways
Sent a brook and five sorbets
You send out terabytes most every day
Since you found that posh café
Slave to your 'gram I can see whatever you flaunt
I can see your skanky tattoos
I can see your dinners on your fancy Instagram
Disgusting
It's disgusting the way you've fifty shoes
But nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
I don't need my drone, not anymore
Dropped the blurry pics of your thong
Every curve on Instagram I'm watching
I'm on daily, here's where I belong
I would click a like upon every pic I see
But you'd only re-block me from view
A view of your duckface on selfies too snotty
Guess what, I'm happy
I save every single frame I have found uploaded there of you
Yo' sideboobs rule
'Cos nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
All the hours that I'd peep your mama
From her back yard
I switched when you came of age
Who knew that stalking you online would not be hard
I've been quitting my postal man alibi
Nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
Slave to your 'gram
Slave to your sideboobs view
Nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
Sent a brook and five sorbets
You send out terabytes most every day
Since you found that posh café
Slave to your 'gram I can see whatever you flaunt
I can see your skanky tattoos
I can see your dinners on your fancy Instagram
Disgusting
It's disgusting the way you've fifty shoes
But nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
I don't need my drone, not anymore
Dropped the blurry pics of your thong
Every curve on Instagram I'm watching
I'm on daily, here's where I belong
I would click a like upon every pic I see
But you'd only re-block me from view
A view of your duckface on selfies too snotty
Guess what, I'm happy
I save every single frame I have found uploaded there of you
Yo' sideboobs rule
'Cos nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
All the hours that I'd peep your mama
From her back yard
I switched when you came of age
Who knew that stalking you online would not be hard
I've been quitting my postal man alibi
Nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
Slave to your 'gram
Slave to your sideboobs view
Nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
© Peter Andersson.
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Long time no see Peter. Funny parody tho the title line is clunky - 455.
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