-> "Pawn Star"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"All Star"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Pawn Star"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Somebody once told me my job ain't gonna pay me
workin at mcdonalds will leave you dead
I was fellin kinda dumb so i got talkin to my mum
she said can you lend me some money for some bread
well I started up a shop that sold old stuff for money
I sold many tvs and cell phones funny 
Didn't make sense to make dough for fun
some stuff its broken but some still run 
So much to buy so much to sell 
So what's wrong with livin in a junk hell 
You'll never buy if you don't go
some stuffs just too good to throw 
Hey now, you're a Pawn star, you money lender get paid 
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day 
And all that you sell is old 
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow 
It's a rat race, and they say it gets older
They're hockin items CDs and jewelery getting golder 
But the Kmart men beg to differ 
Judgin by the hole in my tv pictures
Quality appliance stock gettin real thin 
Your Ataris getting old so why not cash in 
My stock sells like fire, how about yours? 
Cuz that's the way i sell it and i never get bored 
Hey now, you're a Pawn star, this not a salvation army place
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day 
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow 
 
Somebody once asked could I buy that old turntable 
I need to listen to my vinyl 78s 
I said yep, heres ya receipt, I could use cash on my plate 
And we could all use a little change 
Well, the sales start coming and they don't stop stopping 
I sold me a Sega and an electric guitar
Didn't make sense just to sell cheap stuff 
Some of it works but some of it sucks 
So much to buy so much to sell 
So what's wrong with livin in a junk hell 
You'll never buy if you don't go
some stuffs just too good to throw 
Hey now, you're a Pawn star, you money lender get paid 
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day 
And all that you sell is old 
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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