-> "The Day I Tried Olives"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Day I Tried To Live"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"The Day I Tried Olives"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Approached the plate as any other day
Except a choice was in my head
It said seize weird grapes, put in fingers
Drop in face and chomp the whole green heads
The day I tried olives
I doled a Thousand Island's paste
And laid it, strewn so thick
The day I pried the lid
I jangled from the sour brine
And let the odors mesh
Thinking
One more time, they're round - might chew "em
One more time, they're round - might take "em
One more time, they're round - might chew "em
One more time, they're round
The day I tried olives
Herbs you taste never seem
To live up to the ones inside salad
Enzymes we make never seem
To ever get us anywhere but fed
The day I tried olives
I swallowed minced up buds and crud with
All the other pits
Approached the plate as any other day you know
I should have stayed with bread
The day I pried the lid
I swallowed minced up buds and crud with
All the other pits
And I learned that I was a diner
Just like you
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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