-> "Shake Shit And Fart"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Shape Of My Heart"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Shake Shit And Fart"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Shake shit and fart
He looks at me and says constipation 
does mr pink refuse to errect 
a nasty rash a graze on your chin 
trapped wind I suspect 
have you got spots head aches or nausea 
a sweaty rash upon your nadds 
how can I help please tell me your problem
do you need panty pads 
I know that brown rice is great when your older
And I know prunes clean out your back door 
I know that fish oil is good for your heart 
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart 
this will lead to complications 
no welsh rarebit tell you now
must keep away from edam and brie 
and that laughing cow 
I know that brown rice is great when your older
And I know prunes clean out your back door 
I know that fish oil is good for your heart 
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart 
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart 
you should be ok with cheese cake 
you did not hear that from me 
quarto fromage pizza is fatal 
end up in a and e 
cheesey wotsits they do nothing 
dairy lea ok to snack 
baby bells will put you in a coma
so just eat the wax
I know that brown rice is great when your older
And I know prunes clean out your back door 
I know that fish oil is good for your heart 
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart 
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart 
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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