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Song Parodies -> "Kindergarten"
Original Song Title:
"Wicked Garden"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stone Temple Pilots
Parody Song Title:
"Kindergarten"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
I for one actually enjoyed kindergarten. Sung from the point of a devil-spawn child with a guest appearance by his parents. Sorry, there's no MP3 readily available for this song, though accurate lyrics are here.
[intro]
Can't you see?.... I'm a child...
You ship me.... off to school...
I'm headin' off to the kindergarten
Heard that's the place they'll teach ya
But I am 5, still a child ma
I barely finished pre-school!
A-B-C's.... Never used...
1-2-3's.... I'm confused...
I cannot think past some finger-paintin'
Would you like a picture?
I'm gonna draw, need some more colors
Perhaps a change from red-blue
Can't you see?.... I'm just a child...
Please give me.... the toys I want....
Just one thing.... I can cause strife...
Are you scared....,
I'll whi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine?
Burn, (burn, burn) burn, burn...
Burn that kinder-garten down!
[mom and did sing these next three lines]
Learn, (learn, learn) learn, learn
Son you're off to kindergarten now!
Yeah!
Can I go?.... play outside...
Do they have.... recess time...?
Don't wanna go to that kindergarten
Heard that's the place they'll teach ya
'Cause I am 5, still a child ma
I barely finished pre-school!
Can't you see?.... I'm just a child...
Please give me.... the toys I want....
Hate learning.... I'll cry all night...
And you know....,
I'll whi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!*
Burn, (burn, burn) burn, burn...
Burn that kinder-garten down!
[mom and did sing these two lines]
Learn, (learn, learn) learn, learn
Son you're off to kindergarten now!
WHAH!
Can't you see?.... I'm a child...
You ship me.... off to school...
I'm headin' off to the kindergarten
Heard that's the place they'll teach ya
But I am 5, still a child ma
I barely finished pre-school!
A-B-C's.... Never used...
1-2-3's.... I'm confused...
I cannot think past some finger-paintin'
Would you like a picture?
I'm gonna draw, need some more colors
Perhaps a change from red-blue
Can't you see?.... I'm just a child...
Please give me.... the toys I want....
Just one thing.... I can cause strife...
Are you scared....,
I'll whi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine?
Burn, (burn, burn) burn, burn...
Burn that kinder-garten down!
[mom and did sing these next three lines]
Learn, (learn, learn) learn, learn
Son you're off to kindergarten now!
Yeah!
Can I go?.... play outside...
Do they have.... recess time...?
Don't wanna go to that kindergarten
Heard that's the place they'll teach ya
'Cause I am 5, still a child ma
I barely finished pre-school!
Can't you see?.... I'm just a child...
Please give me.... the toys I want....
Hate learning.... I'll cry all night...
And you know....,
I'll whi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!*
Burn, (burn, burn) burn, burn...
Burn that kinder-garten down!
[mom and did sing these two lines]
Learn, (learn, learn) learn, learn
Son you're off to kindergarten now!
WHAH!
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher * That word is inflected/carried for about 10 seconds.
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Yay, another STP parody! And a good one too.
yeah...those were the days...5s
I found a sample, at least, from the album "Thank You". Those days can be traumatic! :D different, teachers, rooms, etc. 5's
Very good soliloquy
another good one 555
Thanks Olvan, Alvin, Pat, AFW and Carol. Olvan, I may have more soon.
this is kids stuff lol maybe you could do a parody of an adut going to a swingers party and call it "sindergarten" nice parody 555
(ABC) Ahhh, a delicious Read Whine!
We're all living in a Youngster's Paradise!
(abc3) DKTOS, but I'll be damned if you didn't capture the 5-year old spirit of Scott Weiland. This 'll be high up there in the votes.
C'mon, boy, how are you going to learn about partial differential equations with that attitude??? 5's!---MM
(ABC3K) "Class, I'd like you all to welcome our new pupil- his name is Damien"..;-) Great stuff. 555
(ABC3K) I'm thinking familiarity with this OS would help the cause a lot with this one, but 555 on reputation, Jack ;-)
Belated thanks to Tomario, Johnny D, Matthias, Agrimorfee, Michael McVey, Kristof and Stu.
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