I work at this bus'ness, one perk that's real neat
Is that I can park in this spot and not out in the street (dibidibidi)
Never thought I'd get this, gettin' this seems wrong
Gettin' this for just a basic-ass retail shop
But it's fine, I'll take it, these car parks here are mine
Not one with my name yet, might come later, I still like it, uh

Dow-dow-dow-dow-d-dow-dow, doo-ch-doo-ch-doo-doo
A-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-d-doo-doo-doo

When work trips are short, you've opened up a lot
Of time to do a lotta things, must say, that rocks
But while I do have it and the others here, I guess
Except for the manager's, free choice of the rest
Someone always grabs it, makes a p-pi-p-pissed-off me
And it's not my colleagues, know which cars are theirs, you s-s-s-see
Dude, that's not your spot, I'm sure you can read
The text in bright white: "Employees Only"
Which means that you should move since you have done jack-all to earn
That plot of land, this ain't where you work
It's not your spot, you need to get off
Before your car becomes a box

Dipshit, that's not your spot, better start movin', man
Dipshit, that's not your spot, move your stupid van
Dipshit, that's not your spot, you're not allowed, dumbass
Dipshit, that's not your spot, it's not, it's not, it's not

I don't think I should park so far away
Because you're lazy, bet I can guess what you'll say
"Nuh-uh, you're lazy!" That's an utter crock
Massive diff'rence between "trip to the shops"
And "I've been workin' since six today"
Think I've earned zero slog back to my car, I'm afraid
If you're stayin', you'll be stayin' away from me

You dipshit, that's not your spot, so move before you're banned
Dipshit, that's not your spot, move your too-big van
Dipshit, that's not your spot, against the law, dumbass
Dipshit, that's not your spot, it's not, it's not, it's not

Pack up and head off, you ass
"Wait, but" You're done, man