Well it's a long way to the party
I got there around five
I had to get married with a shotgun
And a pistol in my side
We walked down that aisle
Like a happy groom and bride

We met at a party
In the swamp land now look at me
She said you must meet my father
Now you got to marry me...mmm hum
He said you got my daughter pregnant boy
Were now going to be family

She had me stopping at the courthouse
They didn't put their guns down
Next thing I know she's running my life
Telling me to feed that baby now
Cause your sons crying honey
He's hungry go feed him now Waaa!

So I gave him the bottle
And I rocked him in my arms
Well he was being quite
Then he closed his eyes MM mmm
Cuddling on that baby
Then I kissed him good night

Woo...


Well I put him in his crib
and I tipped toed out of the room
She said I want to thank you honey
I'm a real happy bride
You're a good father honey
Then she kissed me goodnight
Yeah...

Well it's a good way of living
I work every day nine to five
With a beautiful wife beside me
And a son pulling at my side
Oh, Lord...Such a wonderful ending
With a happy husband and wife

Yeah...
Whoa
Well...
Woo...
hoo