These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Perry Como.
Perry Como
Perry Como's,
"(There's no place like) Home for the Holidays"
On Pensacola and Atlantic, gee the traffic is gigantic!
From Atlantic to Pacific, gee
The traffic is terrific
Submitted by: Chris
Perry Como's,
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
(This is about the dietary disabilities inflicted on people by selfish panic buyers who don't need certain foods, but empty Free From sections anyway.)
It's beginning to look a lot like Lidl
Ev'ry store you go
Take a look round and then
Check the shelves once again
There's no sign of bread to eat on show
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look in the five and ten
Glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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