Chris Pollman

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody Title	Original Title	Performer	Submitted
Paint It White	Paint It Black	Rolling Stones	2002-11-04
Deep Fried Chicken	Honky Tonk Women	Rolling Stones	2002-11-04
Sympathy For IRS	Sympathy For The Devil	Rolling Stones	2003-01-23
I'm A Hoosier	I'm A Loser	Beatles	2003-01-27
Demo CD Burner	Memo From Turner	Rolling Stones	2003-01-30
Big, Brown, Draft Horse Pie	American Pie	Don McLean	2003-02-07
Waht'd The News Say?	Ruby Tuesday	Rolling Stones	2003-02-12
Mary Jane's Last Chance	Mary Jane's Last Dance	Tom Petty	2003-02-24
I Want A Dell	Highway To Hell	AC/DC	2003-02-25
Geek Nerd	Free Bird	Lynyrd Skynyrd	2003-02-27
Star Trucker	Star F*****	Rolling Stones	2003-02-28
Stocks Today	Walk This Way	Aerosmith	2003-02-28
I Want A Dell (remake)	Highway To Hell	AC/DC	2003-03-03
The Civic Center's Old Farts Club Band	Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band	Beatles	2003-03-07
Crappy	Happy	The Rolling Stones	2003-03-10
Crappy	Happy	The Rolling Stones	2003-03-10
Hacky Sack	Back In Black	AC/DC	2003-03-10
Have You Ever Gone Insane?	Have You Ever Seen The Rain?	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-03-11
What You Do For Honey Funny	What You Do For Money Honey	AC/DC	2003-04-03
Rat Bottom Squirrels	Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	2003-04-04
C.N.T.	T.N.T.	AC/DC	2003-04-07
Hells Bells (The Morning Bell At School)	Hells Bells	AC/DC	2003-04-09
You Pigged Out All Night Long	You Shook Me All Night Long	AC/DC	2003-04-14
Ate Too Much I'm Gonna Spew	Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue	The Ramones	2003-04-22
Big Malls	Big Balls	AC/DC	2003-04-24
Stink	Pink	Aerosmith	2003-04-24
50 Ways To Blow Your Cover	50 Ways To Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2003-04-28
Thirty Dreams In My Sleep	Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Tater Tot	Get It Hot	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Highway That Smells	Highway To Hell	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Sprite Prowler	Night Prowler	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Broken Raft Flotation	Rock N Roll Damnation	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Socker	Rocker	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Back In Black (MIIB)	Back In Black	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Gettin' A Kidney Stone	Givin' The Dog A Bone	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Feetreeker	Heatseeker	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Knock Your Little Fart Out	Rock Your Little Heart Out	AC/DC	2003-04-28
The Razor's Edge	The Razor's Edge	AC/DC	2003-04-28
Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See Paris	Me Chinese/Jing-Hong-Ho/I See London	Lots of kids across America	2003-04-28
If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em)	If You Want Blood (You Got It)	AC/DC	2003-05-02
When My Chevy Breaks	When The Levy Breaks	Led Zeppelin	2003-05-05
I Want A New Pug	I Want A New Drug	Huey Lewis And The News	2003-05-05
Meth	Beth	Kiss	2003-05-06
Television	Double Vision	Foreigner	2003-05-06
Cutting The Cheese	Call Me The Breeze	Lynyrd Skynyrd	2003-05-07
For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)	For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)	AC/DC	2003-05-07
Growing Back My Mullet	Gimmie Back My Bullets	Lynyrd Skynyrd	2003-05-07
Bad Bands	Badlands	AC/DC	2003-05-08
Flapjacks	Black Math	White Stripes	2003-05-08
Fade From Black	Fade To Black	Metallica	2003-05-09
An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)	An Innocent Man	Billy Joel	2003-05-09
It's Just English Tests To Me	It's Still Rock And Roll To Me	Billy Joel	2003-05-09
Carp Filled Can	Sharp Dressed Man	ZZ Top	2003-05-12
Tide And Whitening	Ride The Lightning	Metallica	2003-05-12
Soaked In Beers	Smoke And Mirrors	Henry Lee Summer	2003-05-12
Sell Everything For Fifty	Hell Aint A Bad Place To Be	AC/DC	2003-05-13
Ones	One	Metallica	2003-05-14
Drummer Is 69	Summer Of '69	Bryan Adams	2003-05-14
Stale Geezer	Hail, Caeser	AC/DC	2003-05-14
Ciggarette Ditty	Suffragette City	David Bowie	2003-05-19
I Don't Wanna Miss A Day	I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing	Aerosmith	2003-05-19
Midge, She's My Troubled Daughter	Bridge Over Troubled Water	Simon & Garfunkel	2003-05-20
Installment Blues	Down Payment Blues	AC/DC	2003-05-20
The Sound Of Science	The Sound Of Silence	Simon & Garfunkel	2003-05-20
Knack To Hack	Back In Black	AC/DC	2003-05-20
Billy's Confused	Dazed And Confused	Led Zeppelin	2003-05-27
Big Buns	Big Gun	AC/DC	2003-05-30
BSB (The Aint Boy Band Song)	TNT	AC/DC	2003-06-23
Moldy Coke	Holy Smoke	Iron Maiden	2003-10-21
Run To The Pills	Run To the Hills	Iron Maiden	2003-10-26
2 Minutes To Classtime	2 Minutes To Midnight	Iron Maiden	2003-11-17
Hollowed Be Thy Head	Hallowed Be Thy Name	Iron Maiden	2003-11-17
Behind The Wheel	Sun And Steel	Iron Maiden	2003-11-17
The Flamboyant	The Clairvoyant	Iron Maiden	2003-11-17
The Number Of The Girl	The Number Of The Beast	Iron Maiden	2003-11-17
The Snicker Man	The Wicker Man	Iron Maiden	2003-11-17
Fillers	Killers	Iron Maiden	2003-11-21
Knockin' On Evans' Door	Knockin' On Heaven's Door	Guns N' Roses	2003-12-01
My Scalp Is Lice City	Paradise City	Guns N' Roses	2003-12-01
That Michael	My Michelle	Guns N' Roses	2003-12-02
Joyce Brothers	Blood Brothers	Iron Maiden	2003-12-23
Ace Is High	Aces High	Iron Maiden	2003-12-24
If It Don't Work Just Slam It	Out Of The Silent Planet	Iron Maiden	2003-12-24
Smells Like Lord Of The Rings (Frodo's Lament)	Smells Like Teen Spirit	Nirvana	2004-01-08
Schoolbreak	Jailbreak	AC/DC	2004-01-09
Britney Sucks	Thunderstruck	AC/DC	2004-01-09
Chicken Pox	Moneytalks	AC/DC	2004-01-10
Hiding In Bree	Growing On Me	The Darkness	2004-01-10
Yoko Is A Scare	Livin' On A Prayer	Bon Jovi	2004-01-13
Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam)	Angie	The Rolling Stones	2004-01-16
Big Stupid Jocks	Let There Be Rock	AC/DC	2004-01-16
You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)	It's So Easy	Guns N Roses	2004-01-16
We Are The Pythons	We Are The Champions	Queen	2004-01-18
Shrubbery	TNT	AC/DC	2004-01-19
Castle Camelot (Yes, Even More Monty Python Material)	Hotel California	The Eagles	2004-01-20
Chicken Pox	Moneytalks	AC/DC	2004-01-20
Brave Sir Rob	Brave New World	Iron Maiden	2004-01-21
Caught In My Fly	Lord Of The Flies	Iron Maiden	2004-01-26
Caught In My Fly	Lord Of The Flies	Iron Maiden	2004-01-28
100 Parodies (Holy Crap!)	100 Years Ago	The Rolling Stones	2004-01-30
Sausage Roll and Bacon	Rock 'N' Roll Damnation	AC/DC	2004-01-30
Getting Too Much Spam	Children Of The Damned	Iron Maiden	2004-01-30
Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands)	Wasted Years	Iron Maiden	2004-01-30
The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band)	Fire Your Guns	AC/DC	2004-01-30
Gotta Get Some Traction (Now!)	Gotta Get Some Action (Now!)	The Hellacopters	2004-01-30
I Believe In These Things Called Drgus (Ozzy's Anthem)	I Believe In A Thing Called Love	The Darkness	2004-01-30
Chocolate Crave	Powerslave	Iron Maiden	2004-02-14
Show Of A Thousand Characters	Rime Of The Ancient Mariner	Iron Maiden	2004-02-14
I Wanna Be Castrated	I Wanna Be Sedated	The Ramones	2004-02-24
Darth Vader	Invaders	Iron Maiden	2004-02-24
I Download From Nap(ster)	She's Jot The Jack	AC/DC	2004-03-01
Fear Of The Dog	Fear Of The Dark	Iron Maiden	2004-03-01
I've Been Sitting On The Toilet	I've Been Working On The Railroad	Traditonal	2004-07-15
This Was Spinal Tap	Piano Man	Billy Joel	2005-11-29
We're Only Gonna Cry	We're Only Gonna Die	Bad Religion	2005-12-05
Grease	Cease	Bad Religion	2005-12-06
Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some Beer	Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame	NOFX	2005-12-06
Your Artwork Just Aint RIght	Everything Is Alright	Motion City Soundtrack	2005-12-06
Homecoming Night	Homecoming	Green Day	2005-12-06
Lars Ulrich	Shoplifter	Green Day	2005-12-06
I Want Bigger Bread	The Wrong Company	Flogging Molly	2005-12-06
21st Century (God-Fearing Boy)	21st Century (Digital Boy)	Bad Religion	2005-12-07
Very Punk Rock Christmas	Holly Jolly Christmas	Traditional	2005-12-07
Grease (Fast Food Nation)	Cease	Bad Religion	2005-12-13
She's Got Stubble	She's a Rebel	Green Day	2005-12-14
Driver's Ed.	The Gauntlet	Dropkick Murphys	2005-12-14
In the Mall?	In the Flesh?	Pink Floyd	2006-03-11
All the Pricks In the Mall, Part 2	Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Part 1	Another Brick In the Wall, Part 1	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
Empty Faces	Empty Spaces	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
Goodbye Paycheck	Goodbye Blue Sky	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
Mother	Mother	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
The Crappiest Days Of Our Lives	The Happiest Days Of Our Lives	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
The High Price	The Thin Ice	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
The High Price	The Thin Ice	Pink Floyd	2006-03-15
...After Getting Fired	Young Lust	Pink Floyd	2006-03-16
This Place Shall Burn!!!	One Of My Turns	Pink Floyd	2006-10-31
All Of the Pr*cks In the Mall Pt. III	Another Brick In the Wall Pt. III	Pink Floyd	2006-11-02
Don't Throw Me Out	Don't Leave Me Now	Pink Floyd	2006-11-02
Goodbye Chain Stores	Goodbye Cruel World	Pink Floyd	2006-11-02
Cold Brew	Hey You	Pink Floyd	2006-11-04
Are There Any Malls Around Here?	Is There Anybody Out There?	Pink Floyd	2006-11-04
No Stores Worth Crap	Nobody Home	Pink Floyd	2006-11-04
Boredom	Vera	Pink Floyd	2006-11-04
Bring My Boy Back Home	Bring the Boys Back Home	Pink Floyd	2006-11-06
Mall-Dwelling Scum	Comfortably Numb	Pink Floyd	2006-11-06
In the Mall	In the Flesh	Pink Floyd	2006-11-08
Spend Like Hell	Run Like Hell	Pink Floyd	2006-11-08
The Woe Just Goes On	The Show Must Go On	Pink Floyd	2006-11-08
Shop	Stop	Pink Floyd	2006-11-20
Taking Back the Mall	Waiting for the Worms	Pink Floyd	2006-11-20
Outside the Mall	Outside the Wall	Pink Floyd	2006-11-22
The Aisles	The Trial	Pink Floyd	2006-11-22
the Mall (Complete)	the Wall	Pink Floyd	2006-11-23
The Hoof Life	The Good Life	Weezer	2006-11-27
Son of a Jew	One of the Few	Pink Floyd	2006-11-29
The Post-mall Scene	The Post-war Dream	Pink Floyd	2006-11-29
Intolerable Pests	Your Possible Pasts	Pink Floyd	2006-11-29
When the Shoppers Broke Free	When the Tigers Broke Free	Pink Floyd	2006-11-30
Little Drop Of Soy Sauce	Little Drop Of Poison	Tom Waits	2006-12-01
I Went and Pissed Off Big Red	Ain't That a Kick in the Head?	Dean Martin	2006-12-02
Have You Ever Seen His Sleigh?	Have You Ever Seen the Rain?	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2006-12-07
Christmas with Heathens	Christmas In Heaven	Monty Python's Flying Circus	2006-12-14
Santa Claus is Skipping Our Town	Santa Claus is Coming to Town	Traditional	2006-12-20
Broke CD Drive	Ol' '55	Tom Waits	2007-05-08
If I Should Piss Off All the Mods	If I Should Fall From Grace With God	the Pogues	2007-05-09