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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| I've Lusted | I'm Busted | Ray Charles | |
| Missionary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Get Me to the Grave on Time | Get Me to the Church on Time | Lerner & Loewe | |
| I Am An Alien Thing | I Am A Pirate King | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Ann | Mother's LIttle Helper | Rolling Stones | |
| Smears Of The Spill O' | Tears On My Pillow | Little Anthony &the Imperials | |
| No Lack | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| Timmy, Gimme Cocoa Puffs | Shimmy, Shimmy Ko-Ko-Bop | Little Anthony & the Imperials | |
| Until They Glove Me Tomorrow | Will You (Still) Love Me Tomorrow | The Shirelles | |
| Come Back, I'll Glove You Tomorrow | WIll You (Still) Love Me Tomorrow | Little Anthony & the Imperials | |
| My Dog's The Very Model Of A Major Inconvenience | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major Jeneral | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| I Enjoy Being A Churl | I Enjoy Being A Girl | Rodgers & Hammerstein | |
| Folks Call Me Dubbaya | Poor Little Buttercup | Gilbert & Sulivan | |
| I'm Into Hoosegow Love | I'm In The Mood For Love | Frances Langford | |
| A Parodist's Primer | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General" | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| I Fought McGraw | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| Are You Galled, The Way I Gloved You? | I Just Called To Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | |
| I've Grown Accustomed To This Place | I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face | Lerner & Loewe | |
| Sheila | Sheila | Tommy Roe | |
| Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | |
| Now I'm A Cockroach | Put Me In, Coach | John Fogarty | |
| (Throw This) One Away | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| Soprano Voice | Sodomy | "Woof", in the 1968 musical, "Hair" | |
| Lost Weekender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Teen Staker | Green Acres | Vic Mizzy (composer) | |
| Teen Staker | Green Acres | Vic Mizzy (composer) | |
| Annie, Bye-Bye | Bye, bye Blackbird | Henderson/Morton (Composer/Lyricist) | |
| When In Old Springfield You Are | When You Wish Upon A Stan | Jiminy Cricket | |
| Today's Toupées | Hooray For Hazel | Tommy Roe | |
| My Wayward Whim | The Wayward Wind | Patsy Cline | |
| You've Got Your Foibles, I've Got mine | You've got Your Troubles, I've got Mine | The Fortunes | |
| The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | The Times, They Are a-Changing | Bob Dylan | |
| A Marriage Diaster | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee Gees | |
| All C*ck & B*lls To Me | Still Rock & Roll To Me | Billy Joel` | |
| Lonely Sick Spleen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | |
| Bob's Rhyme's I'm Not Changin' | The Times They Are a-Changin' | Bob Dylan | |
| So Long, W | So Lon, Frank Lloyd Wright | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Go Long, Plaxico | So Long, Fran Lloyd Wright | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| We'll Have A Go | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | |
| A Malleable Metrical Mastic | Popeye the Sailor Man | Sammy Lerner | |
| A (Concise) Meditation on Flirtation | Sweet Betsy From Pike (abbreviated) | Traditional | |
| Dying | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
| It's All Stover Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | |
| Smurf Smitty's | Surf City | Jan & Dean | |
| Kiss Ruth's Record Goodbye | American Pie | Don Mclean | |
| Those Blogs | The Blob | The Five Blobs | |
| The Smells | The Bells | Phil Ochs | |
| Dogberry | Beach Baby | The First Class | |
| Miss America Guy | Americn Pie | Don McClean | |
| (Son of) Sam I Am | In the Garden | Johnny Cash | |
| Whale | One | Hamlisch/Kleban | |
| Vaseline | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
| Help Me Ronco | Help Me Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
| The Best In USA (I'm Glad that I Work At Sheraton) | God Bless the USA (I'm Proud To Be An American) | Lee Greenwood | |
| Sixteen Sons | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| The Swell Parodies We See (aka Thanks ChuckyG) | It's Still Rock and Roll To Me | Billy Joel | |
| Passels | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| There's A Kind Of Tush | There's A Kind Of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| (If You're Going To) Stan's Clan's Disco | (If You're Going To) San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | |
| The Telemarketers Song | Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 | Bob Dylan | |
| I've Gusted | I'm Busted | Ray Charles | |
| Skids! | Kids! | Paul Lynde (Lee Adams/Charles Strouse composers) | |
| Stew My Kitty | Do-Wah-Diddy | Manfred Mann | |
| Attire Advice | Popeye the Sailor Man | Sammy Lerner | |
| Souper Sally ... | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
| Wood Up | Stood Up | Ricky Nelson | |
| Parton Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | |
| Norm Bates | It's Late | Ricky Nelson | |
| The Lame Game | The Name Game | Shirley Ellis | |
| Bush's Brain | Dream Lover | Ricky Nelson | |
| Sylvia's Number | Sylvia's Mother | Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show | |
| Buffoon | Blue Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Yesterday | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Chester Could-Fashioned Love Song | (Just an) Old Fashioned Love Song | Three Dog Night | |
| Seventy-six Lampoons | Seventy-six Trombones | Robert Preston (in "The Music Man") | |
| Least of Parade | Easter Parade | Irivng Berlin (composer) | |
| The Bris | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | |
| Rana Ana Wants Me | Indiana Wants Me | R. Dean Taylor | |
| Green Income From Everlasting Charms | Leaning On The Everlasting Arms | E. Hoffman/ A. Showalter (composer/lyricist) | |
| Almost Blue-Sueded | Almost Pursuaded | David Houston | |
| Man, Cool It | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | |
| I Dig Kn*ckers and H**ters | I Dig Rock & Roll Music | Peter, Paul, & Mary | |
| Hello J. A. B. | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | |
| I Am Fay Wray | Y. M. C. A. | The Village People | |
| If You Wanna Stay Chappy | If You Wanna Be Happy | Jimmy Soul | |
| (I Can't Get No) Gland Reaction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Folks Callme | I Am Callled Buttercup | Gilbert & Sullivan (from HMS Pinafore) | |
| Old Blends | Old Friends/Bookends Theme | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Pin-Tail Misfit | Pinball Wizard | The Who (Tommy) | |
| According To A Spam E-mail ... | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| Thub Tooth For No. 9 | Love Potion No. 9 | The Clovers | |
| (Something) Strange For This Parody | Stranger in Paradise | A. Borodin (by way of R. Wright/G. Forrest) | |
| Bye-bye, Bushie | Bye Bye Birdie | Susan Watson (B'way cast) | |
| Right-Wing Missy | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| There Has a Louse in DC Been" | The House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Tonto Pants This Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Ezio Pinza (in "South Pacific") | |
| Ladd's Movie (Often Went Awry) | Sad Movies (Always Make Me Cry) | Sue Thompson | |
| Start Parole | Heart and Soul | Frank Sinatra, countless others | |
| A Jammin Routine | Minuet in A Major | Luigi Boccherini | |
| Shed of Hair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Missed the Mark | Sink the Bismarck | Johnny Horton | |
| Chris's Peter, Then Pine | Kisses Sweeter Than Wine | Jimmie Rodgers | |
| Pintail Wizard | Pinball WIzard | The Who (Tommy) | |
| Born This Date | Born Too Late | The Poni-Tails | |
| Donny's Pet Kangaroo | Johnny Get Angry | Joanie Sommers | |
| Pictures at [a Seinfeld] Exhibition | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Aherman | |
| It's Cows for Trevor | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| You Won't Be Me | You Won't See Me | The Beatles | |
| Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration | A White Sports Coat and a Pink Carnation | Marty Robbins | |
| Porn At 8 | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Boatin' with Gnus | Singin' the Blues | Guy Mitchell | |
| Delight Four Goat-Men in Synched Relation | A White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation | Marty Robbins | |
| Forms I Hate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Norman Bates | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| My Generation | My Generation | The Who | |
| Hes Her "Stranger Man" | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| My 1040 Form | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | |
| Ain't That A Shame | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | |
| I Hear You Rockin' | I Hear You Knockin' | Fats Domino | |
| Please, Officer Shtupme | Gee, Officer Krupke (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
| A Nationals Disaster | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | |
| I Say "Geico ..." | Iko Iko (aka "Jock-a-mo") | James "Sugar Boy" Crawford | |
| My Favorite Swings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Take'em Out Of The Ball Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Nora Bayes (wife of lyricist) | |
| Sarah Girl | Georgy Girl | The Seekers | |
| Wouldn't ’At Be Loverly? | Wouldn't It Be Loverly? | Julie Andrews ("My Fair Lady", film version) | |
| Sarah Girl (Corrected) | Georgy Girl | The Seekers | |
| Folk, It's Time For Sarah Palin | The Times They Are A-Changin' | Bob Dylan | |
| That Dawg Ain't Dyin' | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Only The Roanly | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Thrilla From Wasilla | Okie From Muskogee | Merle Haggard | |
| If I Sell | If I Fell | The Beatles | |
| My Fantasy Flings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Ralphie's Song (or Nothing But Schlock) | I Am A Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Eatin' Toad Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Paper Bag Lighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Not Yet | Claudette | Roy Orbison | |
| Wake Up ... Little Susie | Cryin' Time | Ray Charles | |
| Uh-uh Mama, I Don't Wanna | Hello Muddah, Hellos Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Too Tall | Stewball | Peter, Paul & Mary | |
| Hours In The Stall | Fowers On The Wall | Statler Brothers | |
| She's Heaving Gnomes | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
| Kidney Stone | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| Now It's Time For Sarah Palin (2012 version) | The Times They Are A-changin' | Bob Dylan | |
| Cut Down To Fit In Mittens | Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | |
| Help Remake This Tune Just Right | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Born To Choose | Born To Lose | Ray Charles | |
| This Cloacal List Of Ordure | The Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | |
| Here's My Sesquihectospoof For AmIRight Submission | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
| The Wangling Conversation | The Dangling Conversation | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| All Over Th' Mount'n | Wolverton Mountain | Claude King | |
| Santa Claus Is Gonna Get Plowed | Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town | J. Fred Coots & Haven Gillespie (composers) | |
| Wolverton Mountain | Wolverton Mountain | Claude King | |
| Grandma's Got A Pun And She's A Danger | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | |
| Some Hair Is In My Tea | Beyond The Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Crusted | Busted | Ray Charles | |
| I Am The Perfect Pitchman To Vend Vitameatavegamin | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Tired of Schleppin' ... (the album) | Sergeant Pepper ... (the album) | The Beatles | |
| Tired of Schleppin' ... (the album) | Sergeant Pepper ... (the album) | The Beatles | |
| A Gator's Lunch | The Brady Bunch | Frank De Vol/Sherwood Schwartz | |
| Running Bear | Running Bear | Johnny Preston | |
| Wean From Me (or The Octomom's Lament) | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | |
| Jackie's Diane | Jack and Diane | John (Cougar) Mellencamp | |
| Knickers too Wide (or Payne Stewart's Nightmare) | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| Plumbing's on the Fritz (or Homer's Day-After Nightmare) | Puttin' On The Ritz | Irving Berlin |