-> "Guantanemo"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Guantanemera"
 
				Original Performer: 
1960's top 40
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Guantanemo"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			They came in from Tora Bora
They are regarded with horror
The media cannot film them
The circumstance overwhelms them
Compared to Afghanista -- an
This is a five star hotel, man.
(CHORUS)
Guantanemo
They call it Guantanemo (twice)
Osama died like a coward
According to all the tabloids
Remember down at the tabloids
A poor man di-ied of anthrax
What do they read in Camp X-Ray
As they wait for their Kora-ans.....
(CHORUS)
What will they do with the inmates?
Perhaps we can't call them inmates.
So what does Bush want to call them,
Or is his mind stuck on Enron?
Perhaps the big guns at Enron
Said he could play Presidente.
(CHORUS)
(repeat and fade)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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