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Song Parodies -> "The Water in the Toilet"
Original Song Title:
"The Wheels on the Bus"
Original Performer:
Children's Song
Parody Song Title:
"The Water in the Toilet"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
If you can't lick 'em join 'em!
The water in the toilet goes round and round-
Round and round-
Round and round.
Oh, the water in the toilet goes round and round-
And it all goes down.
Oh, the handle on the toilet goes up and down-
Up and down-
Up and down.
Oh, the handle on the toilet goes up and down-
And it all goes down.
And the water in the tank goes flush, flush, flush-
Flush, flush flush-
Flush, flush, flush.
Oh, the water in the tank goes flush, flush, flush-
And it all goes down.
And the number ones go tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.
Oh, the number ones go tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
And it all goes down.
And the number twos go poop, poop, poop-
Poop, poop, poop-
Poop, poop, poop.
Oh, the number twos go poop, poop, poop-
And it all goes down.
And the people passing gas go fart, fart, fart-
Fart, fart fart-
Fart, fart, fart.
Oh, the people passing gas go fart, fart fart-
But it doesn't go down!
Round and round-
Round and round.
Oh, the water in the toilet goes round and round-
And it all goes down.
Oh, the handle on the toilet goes up and down-
Up and down-
Up and down.
Oh, the handle on the toilet goes up and down-
And it all goes down.
And the water in the tank goes flush, flush, flush-
Flush, flush flush-
Flush, flush, flush.
Oh, the water in the tank goes flush, flush, flush-
And it all goes down.
And the number ones go tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.
Oh, the number ones go tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
And it all goes down.
And the number twos go poop, poop, poop-
Poop, poop, poop-
Poop, poop, poop.
Oh, the number twos go poop, poop, poop-
And it all goes down.
And the people passing gas go fart, fart, fart-
Fart, fart fart-
Fart, fart, fart.
Oh, the people passing gas go fart, fart fart-
But it doesn't go down!
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User Comments
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This is just sick.
I liked it. Everytime I go to the bathroom I will remember this song lol
Gotcha! I knew this would get some attention. This was the easiest parody to write, too.
Hahahaha, this is bloody awsome and much improved version over the original stupid mindless nursery rhyme. All 5s. I'm expecting Mr aoid is gonna give you a negative comment seeing this parody relates to toilets and poo.
DAMMIT! Where are the Amiright censors? They just let crap like this disturbingly gross parody just float on by?! What is the deal?
(Oh, and Poopy Longsticking and all of his/her pro-poop nazis can kiss my butt.)
(Oh, and Poopy Longsticking and all of his/her pro-poop nazis can kiss my butt.)
You are the kettle calling the pot black, Mr Potty Mouth. By the way, I don't see any parodies by you.
ummmm hmmmm alrighty-tighty then, a tad weird but watever quite catchy? Is it copyrighted? JK!!
If this so offensive, why does it keep getting so much hits?
Oooh, toilet humour. We love it!
And the hits keep riiiight on coming! (As they said on a local radio station during the Sixties)
To thine own selves be true.
A BUG IN THE TOILET GOSE'S ROUND AND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND GLUB GLUB GLUB Bugs all gone
Have you ever flushed a bug down the john?
Those old stories of people buy aligator young flushing them down the toilet and Alligators BIG BIG Aligators in the sewers of NYC
This will forever grab attention. Guilty pleasure.
Your going to let the Pigeon Drive the Bus?
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