When she was just a little girl
Pam asked her mother, what will I be
You'll star on "Baywatch"
Get famous and rich, but you won't hold a He..

Non-Stick Pamela,
You could call her Non-Stick Pam
She keeps telling guys to scram,
Non-Stick Pamela,

Non-Stick Pamela,
She don't give a damnela
Dates every Tom, Kid or Sam
Call her Non-Stick Pam..

First it was she and Tommy Lee
Sweethearts, they married,
Thought it would last..
Made a porn movie, for the world to see
But, that's all in the past

Non-Stick Pamela
They should call her Non-Stick Pam
She keeps telling guys to scram
Non-Stick Pamela

Non-Stick Pamela
She don't give a damnela
Dates every Tom, Kid, or Sam
Non-Stick Pam, she am

Her and Brett Michaels were a pair
Wouldn't you know it, they made a flick
Another porn film spread through the world,
That affair broke up quick..

Non-Stick Pamela
They should call her Non-Stick Pam
She keeps telling guys to Scram
Non-Stick Pamela

Non-Stick Pamela
She don't give a damnela
Dates every Tom, Kid, or Sam
Non-Stick Pam, she am

Finally with Kid Rock she hooked up
Were to be married, that fizzled out
Those rock muscians are her downfall
What is this all about?

Non-Stick Pam-ela
They should call her Non-Stick Pam
She keeps telling guys to scram
Non-Stick Pam-ela

Non-Stick Pamela,
She don't give a damnela
Dates every Tom, Kid, or Sam
Non-Stick Pam, she am

Now, there's just
Pam And-her-sons