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Song Parodies -> "Headache Hotel"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Hotel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Headache Hotel"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
The situation described in this parody is purely for comedic purposes...I'm sure it doesn't happen in real life...does it?
Well, since I done got married
My love life has gone to hell
I've got a new name for our bedroom
It's.Headache Hotel
(oh lordy)
I buy her nice flowers, but I
Just get mean glowers
I take cold showersto get by
Although I'm real attentive
And sensitive; no slouch!
There's no nocturnal lovin'
And Isleep on the couch
(the sofa)
I'm really quite horny, honey
Hard-up and horny
No more a forni.catin' guy
Now I've got a brand new hobby
So I don't get over-tense
Well, I've taken up "woodwork" in more
Than just the most literal sense
(I work wood)
I'm here in the bathroom, baby
Still in the bathroom
Doin' a spot ofDIY
Well, once we did the business
On the tables, chairs and floors
And videoed the action, but now
We're stuck on PAUSE
(frustratin')
I bought you some asp'rin, baby
A load of asp'rin
I'm tired of askin'if you might
[GUITAR BREAK]
So, if you have considered
Proposin' on one knee
You might as well just go check
Into a monastery
(no kiddin')
You'll end up so horny, buddy
Etern'lly horny
You'll be so hornyyou could die!
My love life has gone to hell
I've got a new name for our bedroom
It's.Headache Hotel
(oh lordy)
I buy her nice flowers, but I
Just get mean glowers
I take cold showersto get by
Although I'm real attentive
And sensitive; no slouch!
There's no nocturnal lovin'
And Isleep on the couch
(the sofa)
I'm really quite horny, honey
Hard-up and horny
No more a forni.catin' guy
Now I've got a brand new hobby
So I don't get over-tense
Well, I've taken up "woodwork" in more
Than just the most literal sense
(I work wood)
I'm here in the bathroom, baby
Still in the bathroom
Doin' a spot ofDIY
Well, once we did the business
On the tables, chairs and floors
And videoed the action, but now
We're stuck on PAUSE
(frustratin')
I bought you some asp'rin, baby
A load of asp'rin
I'm tired of askin'if you might
[GUITAR BREAK]
So, if you have considered
Proposin' on one knee
You might as well just go check
Into a monastery
(no kiddin')
You'll end up so horny, buddy
Etern'lly horny
You'll be so hornyyou could die!
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Woodwork...hehehehe. Good one. 5's
You still got it, mister...in spades. Record this with and Elvis accent and send it to Dr Demento, or somewhere. Just freakin' great, top to bottom, NPI.
Stuck on PAUSE...... Nice!
Very clever stuff, Kristof...Yeah, I especially liked the "woodwork" line, too...I'd have to say a line like that is, well, hard to beat...5's. As a coincidence a character in one of my entries today seems to have a bit of the same marital situation...maybe not to quite an advanced a stage ~ ~ ~
funny twist
May well be the best parody of this OS ever!
Loads of laff lines...in this hotel..
To paraphrase a title of mine today: "Blue-balls Elvis." 555
Thanks Pat, Dee, Matty, Paul, Al, TJC (flattery will get you everywhere!), AFW and Johnno. This was a tricky, but fun, write...glad you all enjoyed it.
the "PAUSE" "DIY" and woodwork gets were all inspired Kristof, and Elvis's voice seemed to appear from nowhere as I was reading it, which is a powerful compliment - and the sentiments it conveys are eerily similar to the sentiments I expressed in my BTO parody 2 days ago - maybe it's just Aussie women? - 555
Not *all* Aussie women, Stu...but Many !!!! Good one Kristof :)
Stuck on pause is a good one. I think this is a great improvment to the actual song
I missed this yesterday - glad I rechecked. Many great lines!
DEC:- loads of fun in one little parody
(Decathlon - Event 3) I don't really get it, but I do happen to have a handicap for not getting parodies (my age), but at least the pacing is awesome and you took the time to write the parody.
(dec3) see above - great lines to a great idea, KR (as usual...)
Hilarious. Hope the couch is near a TV with ESPN (or Playboy) and best of luck with the aspirin!
(Decathlon) "stuck on PAUSE", nyuk nyuk!!
Decathlon...aww...how sorry do I feel for you? Not sorry enough! As the only woman in this competition, I can assure you that it's entirely your fault and if you can't read my mind as to why...then it's just going to piss me off more. ; )
how true how true, 5s
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