-> "New Quaaludes"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Blue Suede Shoes"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"New Quaaludes"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			well one makes me funny, two makes me slow,
three I'm in a coma, to sleep I go,
I told you, these are my new quaaludes
I can't do anything, when taking my new quaaludes
they knock me down, I drool on my face
mumble my name, sleep at my place
do anything I want to do, 'cept when taking my new quaaludes
I told you, these are my new quaaludes
I can't do anything, when taking my new quaaludes
my new, new quaaludes
new new new quaaludes
new new new quaaludes
new new new quaaludes
you can do anything, 
don't take my new quaaludes
play it again
my new, new quaaludes
new new new quaaludes
new new new quaaludes
new new new quaaludes
you can do anything, 
don't take my new quaaludes
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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