-> "Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Adam David
The Lyrics
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, you should at least try.
Even though eventually we all will die.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last.
Judgment Day is coming and it’s coming fast.
Heart attacks happen quite a lot, getting stabbed or shot does too.
If you’re in a car accident, that could spell the end of you.
If you’re lucky, you’ll go while you’re sleeping, not in screaming pain.
Like falling off a cliff or underneath a train.
Not to mention blood clots forming in your brain.
You might drown, choke or suffocate, or something you ate could be
Full of toxins most poisonous, or there’s spontaneous combustion maybe.
Failing that, we’ll all be fried to cinders in worldwide nuclear war.
I hear the Grim Reaper knocking at the door.
But what the hell. There’s nothing much worth living for.
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