-> "You Are Not My Flag"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"You're a Grand Old Flag"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"You Are Not My Flag"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			You are not my flag 
You were never my flag
And I won't salute or look at you 
I won't pledge to you, 
red, white or blue
And I won't wear you on my lapel
If you vote for me, ( I'm Barack ) Yeah, Baby
You can be sure if I'm president...
I'll dump the flag, just let it rot
And still call myself patriot
You are not so grand
from the place that I stand
And I'm much more than you'll ever be
You're no emblem of a single thing I love
If you were you'd bear a picture of me
You are old, it's true
I know that about you
And that us liberals said you can burn
And if I should be the president
you'll be first gone - it'll be my turn
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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