Dialogue 14
 WILLIE TIT-SWALLOW
Yes, bring on The Pirates Of AmIRight, because I have prepared a trap so fiendish in its conception, that soon AmIRight and all who reside there, including my nemesis, King ChuckG, will be mine – bwahahahahah!
[ LIGHTS DIM AGAIN, AND A SPOT HIGHLIGHTS THE SECTIONED-OFF AREA TO THE LEFT. 6 PIRATES ARE SITTING AROUND A FIRE SUMMONING THEIR STRENGTH ON THE EVE OF BATTLE: JEFF REUBEN, NJ. MICHAEL, MAYOR PHIL, K1CHYD, SCATHE AND ADAM E]
SONG 15
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after an 8-second intro): 
"When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment"Parody by Jeff Reuben 
:
 "Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent" 
 JEFF REUBEN
Help the pirates screw the songs of acts indecent
 OTHER PIRATES 
Acts Indecent
 JEFF REUBEN
Now the time has come for me to take a stand
 OTHER PIRATES 
Take a stand
 JEFF REUBEN
When Johnny D and Stuey Poo said they need men
 OTHER PIRATES 
Said they need men
 JEFF REUBEN
I volunteered to join their merry band
 OTHER PIRATES 
Merry band 
 JEFF REUBEN
When Lewd Submitters pound the site with smutter
 OTHER PIRATES 
Site with smutter
 JEFF REUBEN
When vocabulary duty's to be done
 OTHER PIRATES 
To be done. 
 JEFF REUBEN
I'll take one salacious line after another
 OTHER PIRATES 
Ter another
 JEFF REUBEN
And replace it with an awful groaning pun
 OTHER PIRATES 
Ah! 
 JEFF REUBEN & OTHER PIRATES 
When vocabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
I'll just come up with an awful groaning pun. 
 JEFF REUBEN
When the Lewd Submitters write songs of my Cindy 
 OTHER PIRATES 
Of my Cindy
 JEFF REUBEN
Of erotic acts they banter with a grin
 OTHER PIRATES 
With a grin
 JEFF REUBEN
I'll defend her from the lyrics they print, see, 
 OTHER PIRATES 
Rics they print see
 JEFF REUBEN
I won't let them commit the Cardinal Cin
 OTHER PIRATES 
Cardinal Cin 
 JEFF REUBEN
Fight the Lewd Ones songs of jumping on my mother
 OTHER PIRATES 
On my mother, 
 JEFF REUBEN
Of tasty fruits suggesting naughty fun
 OTHER PIRATES 
Naughty fun
 JEFF REUBEN
I'll grab my pen and stand up with my brothers
 OTHER PIRATES 
With my brothers
 JEFF REUBEN
Til songs of Fore-play mean a hole-in-one!
 OTHER PIRATES 
Ah! 
 JEFF REUBEN & OTHER PIRATES 
When vocabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
I'll just come up with an awful groaning pun.