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Song Parodies -> "Bananas"
Original Song Title:
"Bonanza Theme"
Original Performer:
Jay Livingston and Ray Evans/Lorne Greene
Parody Song Title:
"Bananas"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
The orignal is instrumental, but there are lyrics to it!
Let's go get groceries at the store BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
Everyone of us here know
Every peel is mine
Its bananas and other stuff we eat
Like a burger and fries
Here we stand just a-eatin some grand-BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
And we just love to eat em all
That's why we just love BANANAS!
BANANAS!
BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
Everyone of us here know
Every peel is mine
Its bananas and other stuff we eat
Like a burger and fries
Here we stand just a-eatin some grand-BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
And we just love to eat em all
That's why we just love BANANAS!
BANANAS!
BANANAS!
2004 Jack Wilson
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This made me laugh so hard I went BANANAS! All 5's...keep up the good work
Well done, Mr. Wilson, well done! 555 Ponderosa Pines for you!
Very funny stuff. 5's
Well done Jack
Hoss says, "Pass the fives." Ben says, "Take your feet off the table."
Thanks Jared, Johnny , Phil, Claude and Michael!
wow! that songs funny!!! but it should be about monkeys not gorillas but it was hilarious m group loved it!!! thanx the bonanza banana group~!~
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