Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Indiscreet Where You Live"
Original Song Title:
"On the Street Where You Live"
Original Performer:
Jeremy Brett
Parody Song Title:
"Indiscreet Where You Live"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Not a sequel to "Just Concrete Where I Lived." Yes, another shameless plug. But perhaps a companion piece to Rick Duncan's brilliant "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Mace." Please be aware that this is NOT based on personal experience. Not even the part about CZJ.
I have often stalked Amanda Peet before.
I have wanted to lick Salma Hayek's feet before.
I have set the bi...noculars up high.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.
I can feel the lust in my blood and bones.
'Cause I wanna "get more" with Cath-er-ine Zeta-Jones.
Watch me weep and wail, for Kate Beckinsale.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.
And ohhhh... the towering feeling
when I stare at Britney Spears.
The overpowering feeling
that Halle Berry may just suddenly appear.
People stop and stare, say, "You're psycho, man!"
Just because I watch 17-year-old Miss Lohan!
Do some time, will I? Cops, I'll slip on by
even though I'm indiscreet where they live.
(instrumental break)
The overpowering feeling
when at Jennifer Lopez I give a leer.
People stop and stare -- wait, that's what I do.
And whose turn will it be next? Why, it just might be you!
Let those women cry! I-I-I-I won't care if I
can be there, indiscreet where you live!
I have wanted to lick Salma Hayek's feet before.
I have set the bi...noculars up high.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.
I can feel the lust in my blood and bones.
'Cause I wanna "get more" with Cath-er-ine Zeta-Jones.
Watch me weep and wail, for Kate Beckinsale.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.
And ohhhh... the towering feeling
when I stare at Britney Spears.
The overpowering feeling
that Halle Berry may just suddenly appear.
People stop and stare, say, "You're psycho, man!"
Just because I watch 17-year-old Miss Lohan!
Do some time, will I? Cops, I'll slip on by
even though I'm indiscreet where they live.
(instrumental break)
The overpowering feeling
when at Jennifer Lopez I give a leer.
People stop and stare -- wait, that's what I do.
And whose turn will it be next? Why, it just might be you!
Let those women cry! I-I-I-I won't care if I
can be there, indiscreet where you live!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Michael, a great title and parody for a great old song--
Well written and a little bit scary. Just kidding - it's a LOT scary!!!! :D A couple of pacing errors, but we'll let 'em slide THIS time!! 555
Well done, Michael. I liked the "wait, that's what I do" line.
DKTOS, but this was great....
good one michael...5s
Very good. I'm more familiar with the original through Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady.
5's for skill, 1's for taste in women.
Missed this the first time, Michael...so a very tardy set of 5's to you
DKTOS, but (sadly) I can so relate.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jeremybrett1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1585