Is that one a Range Rover? Is it Jeepin'?
Forget that's a brand, I'm just not needin'
This knowledge about cars, wish you'd never start
Stop car talkin'
But you keep yappin' over me, you're needin'
An audience that likes what you're speakin'
One that cares about cars, that ain't me, don't start
Stop car talkin' (car talkin')

Take a look into my eyes, you can see the spark has died
When you start your rants where I've no chance to speak at all
You've got your int'rest, that's fine, wanna share it, also kind
But you must learn that there's times when that need crosses the line
Because you always gloss over the signs
That this is not a topic that I like
You should learn how to spot glazed-over eyes
And when people leave too

Can't wait until it's over when you're speakin'
Interruptin' when I'm sat here eatin'
I don't care about cars, you know that, don't start
Stop car talkin' (car talkin')
When I see you race over, I start freakin'
I guess some new frame types have been leakin'
Or whatever, it's cars, I don't care, don't start
Stop car talkin' (car talkin')

Really wishin' this won't turn into drama (whoo)
That's because it's our only little problem (whoo)
Get along all the time, friendship's normal
Until you get into a rut 'bout new Ford nonsense (I don't care)
T-T-Tell me why you eyed me, why you eyed me
"I see a new car-type geek" Get your eyes checked out, might need
To ask straight out if that's what I like 'cause I geek
At diff'rent types of things mechanised, I'm a Transformers guy
Wait, hang on for a second, is that why
You think I give a crap 'bout Honda shite?
My truck knowledge, it ends at who's a Prime
'Cause that's all I need, dude

I want this to be over 'cause I'm needin'
A break from diatribes, need some breathin'
I'm not as into cars as you clearly are
Stop car talkin' (car talkin')
A chance to just start over, change your speakin'
Build that knowledge base high then start squeein'
Too eager to push "start", come on way too hard
Stop car talkin' (car talkin')

Ooh-whoa-oh
Car talkin', ooh-whoa-oh

"Thoughts on the new Range Rover?" Dude, stop speakin'
Don't project what I like on you, freakin'
Each time I see your car parked out on my yard
Stop car talkin'