-> "The King"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Thing"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The King"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			While I was walking down the street
one bright and sunny day
I met a man who asked me for
the President to pray.
I took his flyer and opened it up
and much to my surprise
ooh, I saw Bush was a (bump-ba-dump)
full of awful lies!
Ooh, I saw Bush was a (bump-ba-dump)
full of awful lies!
I crunched it up and threw it out
'cause I prefer to sing
a song about how Dubya Bush
is acting like a king.
'Cause this is what they're saying now
to folks who push his slop:
"Oh, get out of here with that (bump-ba-dump)
before I call a cop!"
("Oh, get out of here with that (bump-ba-dump)
before I call a cop!")
I got out of the Twin Towers
running for my life
and finally I made it back
to my poor suff'ring wife.
And this is what she hollered at Bush
in year 2004:
"Oh, get out of here with that (bump-ba-dump)
and don't come back no more!"
(Oh, get out of here with that (bump-ba-dump)
and don't come back no more!)
I wandered all around the town
until I chanced to meet
a hobo who was looking for
a handout on the street.
I asked him why he'd lost his home.
Was it the tax-cut plan?
And he said, "Bush! That (bump-ba-dump)!
My job's gone to Iran!"
and turned around and ran!
(Oh, he said, "Bush! That (bump-ba-dump)!"
My job's gone to Iran!)
We struggled hard for eight long years
a victim of this fate.
And got a chance to get it right
then in 2008.
And when we got a smart President
he told Bush where to go:
"Get out of here with your (bump-ba-dump)
and take it down below!"
(Oh, get out of here with your (bump-ba-dump)
and take it down below!)
The moral of the story is
if greatness you would forge
and you decide to trust your land
to (bump-ba-dump) named George
don't ever blame anyone else.
That's my advice to you.
'Cause... he'll never do right with his (bump-ba-dump)
no matter what he'll do!
(Oh, he'll never do right with his (bump-ba-dump)
no matter what he'll do!)
(Ba-dump!)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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