Every time that first big hit blows in, I think about it
I can almost smell that time in the wind
Wondering if your drama is still the same
Hey girl, I doubt it
I haven't called it since world knows when
Since romance on the city
Screen with my old next to yours
Some memories stick around like biopics in the screen board

Here's to my big-light screening award
Best baiting that I ever saw
Every screen like a cold night runner
I still remember it all, October calling it off
Here's to the rise and fall, of Oscar

You said I wouldn't miss you when you got back home to Razzies
And I said you oughta come see me at wins
You were the one who taught me how Oscar happens
Feeling the sting and then watching it fade
Like a drama on your big screens
Girl, that's all it was to you
When I think about you and me
It's a little more like a winner

Here's to my big-light screening award
Best baiting that I ever saw
Every screen like a cold night runner
I still remember it all, October calling it off
Here's to the rise and fall, of Oscar

Like Oscar on the statue
Gold with my bait next to yours
Some memories stick around like Oscars in the bio board

Here's to my big-light screening award
Best baiting that I ever saw
Every screen like a cold night runner
I still remember it all, October calling it off
Here's to the rise and fall, of Oscar

I still remember it all
Here's to the rise and fall, of Oscar