-> "Th' Broom Th' Broom"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Sh Boom Sh Boom"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Th' Broom Th' Broom"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang 
Boom ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay 
Oh, I just gotta clean 
(th’broom) 
To tell the truth it’s really scouring that I love 
(th’broom) 
Adore my job ‘cause it came to me straight from above 
I just gotta clean, sweetheart 
I’ll mop and glow ‘n then, th’broom, sweep under your feet again 
Oh, if you’ll let me clean 
(th’broom) 
The liner in your garbage can I’ll change too 
(th’broom) 
I’ll even scrape that dirty gum right off your shoe 
I just gotta clean, sweetheart 
Now if you’ve got a job to do 
Please, oh please, call my line 
(dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-duh) 
Do the loo, if you want me to
Wax it, polish and shine! 
Oh, I just gotta clean 
(th’broom) 
To scrub your toilet is the thing I’m dreamin’ of 
(th’broom)
I gotta tell ya, fighting mildew’s what I love 
I just gotta clean, sweetheart 
Th’broom, th’broom 
Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da 
Th’broom, th’broom 
Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da 
Th’broom, th’broom 
Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Th’broom
Th’broom, th’broom 
Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da 
Th’broom, th’broom 
Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da 
Th’broom, th’broom 
Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Th’broom
I’ll do just what I need to 
Ev’ry smudge I will find 
Plug your nose, ‘cause when I get through 
Your house will reek of pine! 
I just gotta clean 
Your kitchen cupboard’s gonna shine come push’r shove 
Then I’ll inspect it with my whitest cotton glove 
‘Cause I gotta clean, sweetheart 
Oh here we go again, th’broom, I’m keepin’ it neat again
(Boom th’broom) 
Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang 
(th’broom) 
Ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay 
I just gotta clean 
I just gotta clean, sweetheart 
I just gotta clean
To pay my mortgage and my car payment, too 
Degrees in English cannot do that much for you 
So, I’ve gotta clean, sweetheart 
(dee-oody-ooh, th’broom, th’broom) 
(dee-oody-ooh, th’broom, th’broom) 
(dee-oody-ooh, th’broom, th’broom) 
Sweetheart
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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