Bye-bye, gov,
Bye-bye, haplessness,
Hi, Star Loneliness.
Few wanted you as the guy-uy,
Bye-bye to the gov, goodbye-ye.

Bye-bye, gov,
Bye-bye, fecklessness,
Hello, Texasness.
The quest was bound to die-ie,
Bye-bye, fried gov, goodbye-ye.

There goes a campaign that was askew.
It sure was hapless; it sure was blew
’cause it was lamely run and caved in.
Goodbye. . .had no chance at all to win.

Bye-bye, gov,
Bye-bye, haplessness,
Hi, Tex onlyness.
Few wanted you as the guy-uy,
Bye-bye to the gov, goodbye-ye.

Bye-bye, gov,
Bye-bye, recklessness
Born of fecklessness.
The quest was bound to die-ie,
Bye-bye, fried gov, goodbye-ye.

He’s through. . .had no chance did Rick the gov.
He’s through with mountin’ a chance to shove
Out the incumbent; who next will be
Out? I doubt it will be Mitt Romney.

Bye-bye, gov,
Bye-bye, hapless quest,
Hello, Lone Star-ness.
Few wanted you as the guy-uy.
Bye-bye to the gov, goodbye-ye.

Bye-bye, gov,
Bye-bye, feckless quest,
Hello, Texas nest.
The quest was bound to die-ie
Bye-bye, fried gov, ye-ye.

[fade away on]
Bye-bye, high gov, goodbye-ye.