-> "Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ashcroft is a nervous guy.
His police state is insane.
He will use his goons to spy
On those who go 'gainst the grain.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
Ashcroft wants theocracy.
Sing these songs; at him, we jeer.
Moral uptightness lunacy;
His kind would rule us through fear.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
Naked statues you can't see.
"Let the eagle soar," he'll sing.
He'll enforce Bush tyranny.
Abuse power to serve the king.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
John's the Bush arranger-aide;
Right wing angel loved by Shrub.
Citizens should be afraid.
Bill of Rights, Ashcroft will drub.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
Wa-a-a-a-a-ar... wa-a-a-a-ar... wa-ar on all of us.
His excess means jail.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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