-> "The Druggie's Lament"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Streets of Laredo"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Druggie's Lament"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
				One day I was walking, through the streets of the ghetto
	As I was walking, in the ghetto one day
	I spied a young druggie all lowly and muggy
	All wrapped up in flannels and colder than clay
	“I can tell by your outfit, that you are a playa
	These words he did said, as he held out his hand
	“Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story”
	But I wouldn't sit there, so I would just stand
	Before any other words he could utter
	I pulled out my pistol, and blew out his brains
	And stole all his money, his stolen drug money
	Then just to make sure, I shot him again
	Say's I, “I am sorry, for cutting mid-sentence,
	But I haven't time for sad stories today
	For I'm a drug dealer, and you're a drug stealer
	Too bad for your loss, but your debt is now paid.”
	On the top of his tombstone you'll see these words written:
	“All of you young men, take a warning by me
	And never go courting with the drugs of the city
	The drugs of the city, were the ruin of me.”
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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