-> "Flakschiff Niobe"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Lonesome Coyote"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Flakschiff Niobe"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Gelderland captured in 1940 
Dutch training ship, small cruiser on duty 
Kriegsmarine converted her easily 
As the floating Flakschiff Niobe 
It took over three years to complete 
Meant to augment the small Finnish fleet 
Soviets for Finnish battleship did seek 
At Kotka, sent a force there to meet 
Mistaken for the Väinämöinen 
Red air power forces were joinin’ 
Fighters and bombers, force 131 
Flak gunners tried to fight off this sum! 
Battle lasted just 11 minutes 
Were no Luftwaffe nor FAF units 
Niobe took a total of 9 hits 
They shot-down 9 aircraft very quick 
Two bad strikes under the waterline 
Started to sink evenly over time 
German Flak gunners just kept on firing 
Niobe was lost with sailors dying….
Luftwaffe Messers over Helsinki 
FAF fighters not in vicinity 
Huge Soviet force had proven deadly 
But never got their sought enemy 
Väinämöinen, the target, was missed 
Sold to Reds, a reparation ship 
Served as the Vyborg, the Red Navy with 
She escaped the Kotka incident…
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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