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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days of Jihad"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Jihad"
Parody Written by:
Terry Conch
The Lyrics
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Jihad my imam gave to me
One rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 10]
On the 10th day of Jihad my imam gave to me
10 maids in burqa
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 11]
On the 11th day of Jihad my imam gave to me
11 suicide bombers
10 maids in burqa
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 12]
On the 12th day of Jihad my imam gave to me
12 mujahedin
11 suicide bombers
10 maids in burqa
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
On the first day of Jihad my imam gave to me
One rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Jihad my imam gave to me
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 10]
On the 10th day of Jihad my imam gave to me
10 maids in burqa
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 11]
On the 11th day of Jihad my imam gave to me
11 suicide bombers
10 maids in burqa
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
[Verse 12]
On the 12th day of Jihad my imam gave to me
12 mujahedin
11 suicide bombers
10 maids in burqa
Nine flags a-burning
Eight headless heathens
Seven assault rifles
Six sticks of Semtex
Five car bombs
Four swords be-heading
Three mullahs howling
Two Talibanis
And one rusty sabre to wave
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I've done this very parody myself, so permit me to loan you two upgrade verses ... First day of jihad.-- a launcher for my RPG .... Fifth day -- Five I. E. Ds .... The other 10 days are all pretty akbar.
Also, mullah is a better sub for "true love", especially if you pronounce it as Muslims do, with emphasis on the second syllable -- mu-LAA. At that point, it's an almost perfect sub for "true love"
Terry Conch, plagiarism is utterly bad behaviour! This is verbatim my old lyrics dated Dec 7 2012: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2190.shtml I don't mind used as starting point, but I do mind being plagiarized. Write your own songs and do not present anyone else's spoofs as your own!
I had a vague memory of someone else doing "12 Days of Jihad" So it was you, Susanna. I did mine three years later. I have some independent expertise in Islam, so I was bound to do this same parody at some point.
Not seeing many comments these days, but a lot of reports of plagiarism. What is going on here? Verse six is the same as the original song. Did you overlook something?
Unfunny, Islamophobic, uncouth and juvenile. Get an education and turn off your stupid TV.
Islamophobic -- Deranged and pathologically ignorant notion that 35,000 Islamic terrorist attacks that killed 250K and wounded an additional 250K since 2001 is just as alarming as one terrorist attack by a white man that killed 50 people.
There are people of every religion guilty of these evil acts. And Islam has people of all races and colors. Those terrorists in the ME are not true Muslims, they're murderers + MFs. And there's plenty of 'Christian', 'Jewish' and other types of terroristic zealots out there too.
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