These are randomly arranged.
June 1, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
|---|---|
| "Schemes," William Tong | "Dreams," Fleetwood Mac |
| "Free Parking," Jeff Reuben | "Free Falling," Tom Petty |
| "Marmalade(Syrup)," Amanda Elayna | "Lady Marmalade," Christina Aguilara, Mya, Pink, Lil' Kim |
| "Tyrants & Fakes," William Tong | "Spiders & Snakes," Jim Stafford |
| "Old," Jamie Kyriakides | "Thank You," Dido |
June 9, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Tire Break," Malcolm Higgins | "Fire Lake," Bob Segar |
| "Sleaze Is The Word," William Tong | "Grease," Frankie Valli |
| "Dope Should Be Demoted, And Soon," William Tong | "Hopelessly Devoted To You," Olivia Newton-John |
| "I Don't Wanna Miss The Exam," Francesco Tamburrino | "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing," Aerosmith |
| "Irrefutable," PJ Darling | "Irresistible," Jessica Simpsons |
| "Last Resort," Stephen Delves | "Last Resort," Papa Roach |
| "Napster of Puppets," Patrick Powers | "Master of Puppets," Metallica |
| "Gym Sisters," sCisSoRs389 | "Moulin Rouge," Moulin Rouge |
| "One Step Closer," Tony Croissant | "One Step Closer," Linkin Park |
| "Oops... I Failed The 1st Grade," Angelique | "Oops... I Did It Again," Britney Spears |
| "Diet Pop," Sharon Krebs | "Pop," N'Sync |
| "Pretty Good Crowd (For A Saturday)," Stuart Kidd | "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)," The Offspring |
| "Seek and Destroy (The Napster Uncontrollable Pyscho Re-mix)," Patrick Powers | "Seek and Destroy," Metallica |
| "She's so High," Katie | "She's so High," Tal Bachman |
| "The Squirrel in the Pot Hole," DarkJon64 | "The Rock Show," Blink 182 |
| "Unforgiven: The Metallica Sucks Remix," Patrick Powers | "Unforgiven," Metallica |
June 12, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Timothy McVeigh's Last Thoughts," S.T.G. | "Hand in my Pocket," Alanis Morisette |
| "I Love Anime," Celestia Maxwell | "I Love Rock and Roll," Joan Jett |
| "I Will Survive My Job," Shantel T. | "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor |
| "Hate You (Based On A True Story)," Double K | "Thank You," Dido |
| "The Mets Game," Michael Hejl | "The Letter," The Box Tops |
| "With Eyes Wide Open," Michi | "With Arms Wide Open," Creed |
June 14, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Popeye's," Studio 8 | "E.I.," Nelly |
| "I Really Wanna Die," I.M. Insane | "I Believe I Can Die," R. Kelly |
| "We Loathe The Looney Right," William Tong | "I Love A Rainy Night," Eddie Rabbitt |
| "Wondrous Bagels," Jen C. | "La Isla Bonita," Madonna |
| "Jeffords Defected," William Tong | "Return To Sender," Elvis Presley |
| "Paint You: The Cries Of A Rookie Painter," Jenny C. | "Thank You," Dido |
| "Timmy McVeigh," Bill Ward | "YMCA," Village People |
June 15, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Ari Fleischer," William Tong | "Albert Flasher," The Guess Who |
| "Make Me Breakfast," Rob & Shannon Watson | "Breathless," The Corrs |
| "Want That Creep Smirk To Fall," William Tong | "Deep Purple," Nino Temple & April Stevens |
| "Every Toe Has Its Corn," Jeff B. | "Every Rose Has It's Thorn," Poison |
| "McDonald's," Patrick H. Mines | "Hotel California," The Eagles |
| "I Want a Sine-Aid," Bob Claudius Smith | "I Want It That Way," The Backstreet Boys |
| "Commander Ivanova," Eric Ramsey | "Lady Marmalade," Li'l Kim, Pink, Mya, and Christina Aguilera |
| "Like A William Hague," Jack Rudd | "Like A Rolling Stone," Bob Dylan |
June 18, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Cocaine Song," I.M. Insane | "Annie's Song," John Denver |
| "Nick Backstreet is Ugly," Jenny Stitcher | "As Long as You Love Me," The Backstreet Boys |
| "Hairdye In A Bottle," Preston | "Genie In A Bottle," Christina Aguilera |
| "200 Pounds Larger Than Life," Ericson51 | "Larger Than Life," The Backstreet Boys |
| "Learn To Fight," Mikey F | "Learn To Fly," Foo Fighters |
| "Lucy On Long Island With Diamonds," Evan L. Heller | "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," The Beatles |
| "Tastes Like Chicken (to me)," DarkJon64 | "Makes No Difference (to me)," Sum 41 |
| "My Way {Special Order}," S.T.G. | "My Way," Limp Bizkit |
| "Oops She Slutted Again," Joanne Smith | "Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears |
| "Patient," Tom Dekock | "Patience," Guns 'n' Roses |
| "Qui-Gonn Jinn," Mark Hanratty | "Still Dre," Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg |
| "Warn You," BB Krak | "Thank You," Dido |
| "Want You Borg," Two-Faced Goblin | "Want You Bad," The Offspring |
| "With Little Help From My Friends," Evan L. Heller | "With A Little Help From My Friends," The Beatles |
June 21, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "The Right Can't Gloat," William Tong | "A White Sport Coat," Marty Robbins |
| "Always A Moron," William Tong | "Always A Woman," Billy Joel |
| "Dubya Is A Flop," William Tong | "At The Hop," Danny & The Juniors |
| "Baby Bush," William Tong | "Baby Face," Unknown |
| "World Series 2000," Mike Florio | "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen |
| "Faking On His Part Won't Do," William Tong | "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do," Neil Sedaka |
| "European Scene," William Tong | "Carribean Queen," Billy Ocean |
| "Karl Rove," William Tong | "China Grove," The Doobie Brothers |
| "Fixing a Mole," Evan L. Heller | "Fixing a Hole," The Beatles |
| "You Are The Weakest Link," Junior | "Flavor of the Weak," American Hi-Fi |
| "Getting Wetter," Evan L. Heller | "Getting Better," The Beatles |
| "I Wanna Dress Like Britney Spears," Pinkglam | "I Wanna Love You Forever," Jessica Simpson |
| "Daddy's Girls," William Tong | "Jesse's Girl," Rick Springfield |
| "Bush Is Sh*tty," William Tong | "Kansas City," Wilbert Harrison |
| "Leader Don't Know Jack," William Tong | "Leader Of The Pack," The Shangri-Las |
| "Got Him In," William Tong | "Let 'Em In," Wings |
| "My Love Just Cost 10 Cents," Lil Jen | "Love Don't Cost A Thing," J. Lo |
| "Shrub Can't Get It Together," William Tong | "Love Will Keep Us Together," The Captain & Tennille |
| "Never Been To Spain," William Tong | "Never Been To Spain," Three Dog Night |
| "In A Weird Way, Bush Thinks He Is Clever," William Tong | "On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever," Tony Bennett |
| "Sooner Not Later," William Tong | "Sooner Or Later," The Grass Roots |
| "The Name of Shrub," William Tong | "The Game of Love," Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders |
| "Georgie Bush Coup," William Tong | "The Mickey Mouse Club March," Theme Song |
| "Crime Of The Season," William Tong | "Time Of The Season," The Zombies |
June 24, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Fright," Evan L. Heller | "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite," The Beatles |
| "Bent," My name is Kenny | "Bent," Matchbox Twenty |
| "Pinto Beans," Junior | "Billie Jean," Michael Jackson |
| "Good/Bad Conscience," S.T.G. and DarkJon64 | "Guilty Conscience," Eminem and Dr. Dre |
| "I Want It That Way (Ice Cream Version)," Michi | "I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys |
| "We're Just Psycho," Carrie Bennett | "I'm Like A Bird," Nelly Furtado |
| "Kentucky Fried Chicken," Mike Flynn | "Imitation of Life," R.E.M. |
| "It's The Same Old Point(William Tong's Story)," Mikey F | "It's The Same Old Song," The Four Tops |
| "William Tong," Mikey F | "Jeremy," Pearl Jam |
| "Lady(Kill Me Tonight)," James Lewis | "Lady(Hear Me Tonight)," Modjo |
| "More Uma Than Thurman," Jeph Johnson | "More Human Than Human," White Zombie |
| "My Own Worst Ex Boyfriend," Carrie Bennett | "My Own Worst Enemy," Lit |
| "Some Day," Carrie Bennett | "My Way," Limp Bizkit |
| "Just Like Before," Carrie Bennett | "One Step Closer," Linkin Park |
| "He's Out Of Touch," William Tong | "Out Of Touch," Daryl Hall & John Oates |
| "She's Leaving Rome," Evan L. Heller | "She's Leaving Home," The Beatles |
| "Oh, Sioux Denim," Norm Johnson | "Suzy Q," Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| "Wet Dreams," Tom McEvoy | "Sweet Dreams," Marilyn Manson |
| "Pearl Harbor Anthem," Mike Flynn | "There You'll Be," Faith Hill |
| "The Survivor Song," Junior | "Volcano," Jimmy Buffet |
| "We Will Mock You," Junior | "We Will Rock You," Queen |
| "Yearbook (Acne Cream)," Imnotpunk | "Yearbook," Hanson |
June 27, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "SCROTUM - Supreme Courts Resident of the United Millionaires," Skisics Surus | "All Star," Smashmouth |
| "Tony One More Time," Stuart Kidd | "Baby One More Time'," Britney Spears |
| "Rockin'in The Free World," Skisics Surus | "Bush Keeps Mockin' The Free World," Neil Young |
| "Dishwasher," Jeph Johnson | "Dragula," Rob Zombie |
| "Drugstore Pharmacy," DarkJon64 | "F**k Authority," Pennywise |
| "Apes On Crack," Dave Lasher | "Flagpole Sitta," Harvey Danger |
| "Grown Men Don't Fight," Jeff B. | "Grown Men Don't Cry," Tim McGraw |
| "Mikey F," Unknown | "Michael Finnegan," Nursery Rhyme |
| "Polygon Man," Chris White | "Particle Man," They Might Be Giants |
| "Diva," Liz | "Survivor," Destiny's Child |
| "When I'm Ninety-four," Evan L. Heller | "When I'm Sixty-four," The Beatles |
| "Within You Without Others," Evan L. Heller | "Within You Without You," The Beatles |
June 28, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "Aren't They Loathsome, The Right?," William Tong | "Are You Lonesome Tonight," Elvis Presley |
| "Movie Store Rhapsody," DarkJon64 | "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen |
| "Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show," William Tong | "Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show," Neil Diamond |
| "Shane Battier," Kin Leung | "Chain of Fools," Aretha Franklin |
| "Can't Stand The G.O.P.," William Tong | "Don't Stand So Close To Me," The Police |
| "Good Mourning, Good Mourning," Evan L. Heller | "Good Morning, Good Morning," The Beatles |
| "It's His Wife," Ove Andre Nilsen | "It's My Life," Bon Jovi |
| "A Yucky Woman (Ode to Linda Tripp)," William Tong | "Kentucky Woman," Neil Diamond |
| "Lovely Pita," Evan L. Heller | "Lovely Rita," The Beatles |
| "G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard," William Tong | "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard," Paul Simon |
| "The Graduation Party Song," Martin Zimmerman | "Reelin' In The Years," Steely Dan |
| "Civil Rights," William Tong | "Southern Nights," Glen Campbell |
June 29, 2001 | |
| "Parody Song," Parody Author | "Original Song," Original Artist |
| "A Day At McDonald's," Billy Florio and Keith Kamer | "Back At One," Brian McKnight |
| "Foodylicious," Junior w/ Mamoo | "Bootylicous," Destiny's Child |
| "Why Don't You Go Away," Nick Helm | "I Want It That Way," The Backstreet Boys |
| "We Should Impeach The Bogus King," William Tong | "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing," The New Seekers |
| "Bell Tone Hearing Aid," L.A. Miller | "Raspberry Beret," Prince |
| "He'll Pose," William Tong | "The Rose," Bette Midler |
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