My last Vic and a half
A flash light up Kim Kardashian's ass.

Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office

They call me Slim Roethlisberger
To make a cast beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like Verne Troyer...
With the scars, till Abraham Lincoln is screaming out AHH

They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go f**k themselves and just die

Jessica Simpson
Looks oh so tempting

With that Latin hunk Luis Miguel
Nick Cannon better back the f*** up...
Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk...
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya

All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian
Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low

So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go

Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't, cause I'd probably be Dahmer, 'cause mama
...
From a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse concert in mid October
I'll turn into the Unabomber mama always said...

Michael Vick in this bitch, dog fall back you mutts
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still

Motherf***er might as well let my lips pucker like Elton John

See me and you we almost had the same outcome, Heath

You thinkin' makeup, we thinkin' Lark Voorhies face
Reminiscin' all listening to 50 fifty times a day
What's makin' you think I need a switch? Cause I'm Adrian Peterson

Then aim for all these fake Kanyes, Jays, Waynes and the Drakes
...
You done called every woman a s***, but you forgetting Sarah Marshall (Palin)
...
So who's left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber
Nah, F with Christina, I ain't f***ing with either, Jessica neither
Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than struck with the fever
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I'd be Jerry Mathers
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I met Deshaun at Osborn
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And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
Peace to Whitney, geez, just hit me
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To a mental hospital with Britney
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Jose Baez couldn't beat this rap, OJ no
Hooray, I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony

Vanilla Ice were when I was just killin' the mics
How you guys, accepted me for me and Pace

They just think you're corny since Christina played you
I say f*** Christina, he says f*** Christina but meaner

They say Proof just flipped out, homie just swift out and bust,

And I sound like AZ & Nas, out came the claws

Is word to Phife Dawg from a tribe called Quest
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Me against the world so what? I'm Brian Dawkins
'Cause you d***s, butt kiss, a bunch of Brian Baldingers

...I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael, That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho...

"...Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life..."

...Wayne, Andre and Kanye, Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil' Jon, Raekwon, Mase, Polow da Don, Dre
Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
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I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman

Driving up the block in the car that they shot Pac in looking for Big's killers, dressing ridiculous Blue-and-red, like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this

I'll pee on Rihanna see man I do what I wanna...
Crazy gluing Madonna to the lazy boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her...
Put Christopher Reeve on a unicycle with a kickstand

I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Britney and Justin videotapes of them f***in

Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall

I fall into bed with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head.

Meh mommeh, eh likah momma. Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you though Dr. dre 2010, hey this s*** is hella

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I'll stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors, so she gets 50 years of bad luck; causing terror to Christina Aguilera when I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara

So ya better get lower than Flo Rida inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
This ain't a song its a warnin to Brooke Hogan and David Cook

I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinski feeling on his n******

Cause I just thought I just heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new s***
And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza
I'm tore up, demolished, a f***in' stone like Oliver
Smuggled in Ronald Reagan
If you duck him up Donald Fagen
Ain't none of you Doctor Dre
Till I'm f***in' Madonna's age

I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em

Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin hon...
I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feelin' you Britney!

That hater alarm is sounding off, that Obama took the bomb from my name. Aww.

I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac s**t
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Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
I got a Magic Johnson
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out
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And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
And Madonna with mud on her
I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
Smack Kim Basinger

My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup

In a public stall droppin' a football so every time someone walks in the John I get Maddened
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You're Danica Patrick (yeah) word skag

Oh, fourth- Dre, Drake, Lupe oohm touche

What you Mariah? Fly through twice.

Christina Aguilara better switch me chairs
so i can sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave Head to first

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
And sit me here next to Britney Spears?
AndShit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

I'm not Mr. *N'Sync

And they blame it on Marilyn

I flow like Polamalu's hair

They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin'
I shut the club down like Drake in the mall

Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!...
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man...
But Lindsay, please come back to seein' men...
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres...
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then...
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut out the middleman...
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench...
Jessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth, bruh...
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

And I'm coming to get that quarter back like Ndamukong...

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this s### that s### Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked.

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

Come right back on they asses and go Mike Tyson on these bastards
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There wasn't no way that I was gonna ever leave them babies and Proof