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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Janet Jackson
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Janet Jackson
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Janet Jackson's, "All For You"
The dirty Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Why They're dirty:
At first "All For You" may sound like an innocent upbeat dance-pop tune. But then you notice the whole X-rated lines about a package and "riding it tonight". Need I explain that the "package" refers to the volume of a guy's genitalia under his pants?
Submitted by: xxxpress.
Janet Jackson's, "All For You"
The dirty Lyrics:
Gotta nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride tonight
Guess I'm gonna have to ride tonight
Why They're dirty:
Um HELLO!!! what part of that isn't dirty!! pretty self explanatory if you ask me
Submitted by: amy
Janet Jackson's, "Any Time, Any Place"
The dirty Lyrics:
I don't wanna stop just because
People walkin' by watchin' us
I don't give a damn what they think
I want you now
I don't wanna stop just because
You feel so good inside of my love
I'm not gonna stop no no no
I want you, all I wanna say is
Any time, any place
People walkin' by watchin' us
I don't give a damn what they think
I want you now
I don't wanna stop just because
You feel so good inside of my love
I'm not gonna stop no no no
I want you, all I wanna say is
Any time, any place
Why They're dirty:
Clearly sexual. But I'm not sure of what kind of dirtiness it is, sounds like they're having sex in public.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Discipline"
The dirty Lyrics:
I need some discipline tonight, don't hold back
I've been very bad, make me cry
Ooooh, daddy make me cry, babe
I need some discipline tonight
I've been very bad, make me cry
Ooooh, make me cry, oooh babe
I've been very bad, make me cry
Ooooh, daddy make me cry, babe
I need some discipline tonight
I've been very bad, make me cry
Ooooh, make me cry, oooh babe
Why They're dirty:
I believe most of people are aware of what the discipline fetish is about. Am I right? ;-)
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Don't Stop"
The dirty Lyrics:
Bang me like you're banging a gong.
Why They're dirty:
Wow! This was a lyric that I wasn't prepared to hear from Ms Jackson. Most of her song lyrics are dirty but I didn't think that this song lyric was dirty. Now Janet Jackson is just another sex pot.
Submitted by: Celeste
Janet Jackson's, "Go Deep"
The dirty Lyrics:
We go deep
And we don't get no sleep
Cause we be up all night
Until the early light
And we don't get no sleep
Cause we be up all night
Until the early light
Why They're dirty:
Oral pleasure, naturally. ;-)
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Just A Little While"
The dirty Lyrics:
So maybe I'll just lay around
Play by myself
While touching on my favorite fruit
Play by myself
While touching on my favorite fruit
Why They're dirty:
I'm pretty sure Ms. Janet's favourite fruit is not an ordinary apple or something like that.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Like You Don't Love Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
Damn is that all I get from you
'Bout to give me an attitude
You need to make love to me
Like you don't love me
Don't have to be gentle tonight
Just be an animal tonight
You need to make love to me
Like you don't love me
'Bout to give me an attitude
You need to make love to me
Like you don't love me
Don't have to be gentle tonight
Just be an animal tonight
You need to make love to me
Like you don't love me
Why They're dirty:
This is an ode to casual sex.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Moist"
The dirty Lyrics:
Boy you 'bout to make the rain come down
Why They're dirty:
In this case the rain is a metaphor for orgasm.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Sexhibition"
The dirty Lyrics:
I...cause I wanna sexplore you
I...put my hands up on you (babe)
I...wanna feel your sexplosion
I.. and I'm gonna take you on a sexcapade
I...put my hands up on you (babe)
I...wanna feel your sexplosion
I.. and I'm gonna take you on a sexcapade
Why They're dirty:
Like Janet, aka Damita Jo, herself murmurs at the end of the song, "relax, it's just sex".
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Strawberry Bounce"
The dirty Lyrics:
Ew wee baby
My lips as sweet as honey
When I put 'em in your face
Gonna make you spend ya' money
Come on or you're gonna miss it
Ring ring don't you wanna kiss it
Watchin' me do a dance
Makin' you so horny
If you want a little taste
Gotta show me how much you want
My lips as sweet as honey
When I put 'em in your face
Gonna make you spend ya' money
Come on or you're gonna miss it
Ring ring don't you wanna kiss it
Watchin' me do a dance
Makin' you so horny
If you want a little taste
Gotta show me how much you want
Why They're dirty:
In this song Janet embodies an exotic dancer named Strawberry.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Janet Jackson's, "Warmth"
The dirty Lyrics:
My hands wrapped around
Stroking up and down
But nothing can compare to
The warmth of my mouth
Stroking up and down
But nothing can compare to
The warmth of my mouth
Why They're dirty:
Janet is not only giving oral pleasure to her partner but also stimulating his genitals with her hands.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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